Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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Top comments
False_Stupidity 42
Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...
nikkipettyfer 24
I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!
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Comments (88)
nikkipettyfer 24
I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!
A7XCamaro 19
After all, everyone else already is.
chelse_elyce 11
I'm not laughing about it nearly as much as he did ?
_Hazmat 21
Sorry I'm new but what does OP mean? :{
shmoooopie 29
original poster
Raxy_fml 18
And they say romance is dead!
howard007 18
I was expecting op to shit herself lol
ErinPinelli 24
Sex is pretty painful the first time.
iop330 22
I said that to my ex but he still ran away from the chainsaw.
The_weird_one_2 13
This is perfection
deet124 11
You like it rough I see
DocBastard 40
I find this FML to be very arousing. I'm sure I'm not the only one, right? Hello?
Welshite 40
No, Doc. I like them unresponsive too.
MissBehavin77 18
No. I find it very obnoxious that people actually complain about getting to have sex. So she bumped her head, not really a big deal.
cora_weasel 4
This made my day?
False_Stupidity 42
Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...
ECHOSPiiKES 19
What you did there I see
chelse_elyce 11
Lmao I'm just really awkward ? I haven't had car sex since then lmao
anoniemm 13
Just to be safe: tell him to buy a convertible next time :-)
pugpuggy 21
So people can watch them? Yeah... Great idea...
anoniemm 13
There won't be that much difference seeing as a car has lots of windows... Btw don't take my previous comment so serious :-)
amadeclton 27
Next time you have sex in a car, use the passenger seat so that there isn't a horn to honk.
MeAnd 9
Here comes the car sex experience Lol
randomguy76 14
That's why passenger seats and back seats exist. Hope you guys could laugh it off and continue.
chlorinegreen 27
That's interesting... I thought it was for people to ride in the car with you? I've been doing it wrong for years.
RustlingSoul 26
My girlfriend needs to know this.
brandoneyez1 25
Is that what they call rough sex these days?
lovely_mess3 15
That my dear is only childs play. ;)