Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
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real life problems 26
Was probably heaven for the dog
RichardPencil 32
That’s a coincidence! I came back from a hike with my dog and had to wash her because she rolled around in cow manure. That’s bullshit!
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real life problems 26
Was probably heaven for the dog
RichardPencil 32
That’s a coincidence! I came back from a hike with my dog and had to wash her because she rolled around in cow manure. That’s bullshit!
interesting33 37
yikes. watch out for bacteria. not sure what the protocol is for raw sewage
Charlie Given 28
Yup the dog is ruined time to throw them away and buy another lol make sure ya washed it in a strong antibacterial soap or you can use white vinegar otherwise the dog will end up with infections on skin or worse
blightsight 10
Never heard of faeces. It's either faces or feces, not both.
mikbrooke 25
just because you havent heard of it, doesnt mean it isnt a thing. in australia, we spell it faeces. not sure where OP is from though.
RichardPencil 32
It’s not faces. Faeces is the British spelling and closer to the original Latin. Feces is American, and easier to spell.
Juraj Repinac 5
That's what happens when you let your dog roll in orc filth, Pippin. Let the water wash out grime from the valley of Isengard first.
Torgor92 3
I feel for ya dude, that's awful. You might want to take your dog to the vet though.