Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
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Top comments
Mell18 0
shave that shit bushman
nigrice 0
If they were sticking out... Obviously not?
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Comments (168)
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
...... >_>
HappyPickles 11
... for those asking, there are a few possibilities on how this could happen: 1. said pubes were caught in his zipper; 2. said pubes were actually poking through the weave of the trouser cloth. - I've seen this (though not with lined trousers). 3. said pubes weren't actually sticking out, but a couple of loose ones had got caught on the outside when OP was dressing; 4. the pubes weren't actually his... :o)
Daralea 21
I'd be a little disturbed if it was number 4
HappyPickles 11
shave or trim?? - if those pubes can poke heir way through British trousers, I think OP needs to use epoxy resin!
LIZistheSHIZZ 10
Awks!
swinglifeaway123 8
You know, theirs this brilliant new invention. It's called a razor.
kianaaa32 17
There's*
ZaraMarieSwag 0
Um. Tmi dude.
brooks10101 1
Hahahahahaha nice
ReynshineCutting 10
Has anyone considered that when you do trim to a certain length, they get kind of like Velcro and stick to (and through) fabrics? Maybe he/she is trimmed shorter but it's at that weird spiky length and he/she's not wearing underwear so they're sticking through the pant fabric. OP's pubes might actually not be long but just at that porcupine length instead.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Which begs the question, why where the students looking at his junk? If the hair's at the short, spiky stage, it's not going to be very noticeable, if at all through the pants. The kids would have to be staring at his junk for a while, and from multiple angles.
jkhben 3
Yuck, shave or trim that.
Tolerate 4
how do you manage to do this. do you have dreadlock pubes?