Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
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Top comments
Mell18 0
shave that shit bushman
nigrice 0
If they were sticking out... Obviously not?
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Comments (168)
cagesgirl 0
disgusting! who's pubes are that long?
CoffeeShopKiller 0
How does that even happen???!!
monkeymegmo 4
Jeez u wanna at least pull ur pants up???
SociopathicSmurf 6
You are disgusting. Pubic hair is disgusting, and unexceptable. You have to get rid of all of it, any cruelty-free way. I would rather swallow glass chunks, then blow someone who didn't even know what hygene was, and how easy it is to achieve.
Josiieeee 3
I wouldn't go that far.
monnanon 14
calm down hun. Hai has nothing to do with hygiene and it is there for a reason. You have a lot of growing up to do before ever blowing anyone if the idea of pubic hair is that abhorent to you.
5t3ff1k4h 47
143 - Shaving is not a hygienic matter. It's a preference. It's actually safer to HAVE hair there so germs don't have such a clear path to your bits! Did you know that? Anyway. If the hair is cleaned daily, it's clean (obviously) and therefore isn't "gross" or "unhygienic". It's also unacceptable to say that having hair there is unacceptable... it's only unacceptable to YOU! A lot of people like hair there. The world does NOT revolve around you - just because you think something doesn't mean everyone else agrees.
saidawhiting 14
1) Unacceptable. Not "unexceptable." 2) Than, not "then." 3) Hygiene. 4) Calm down. Pubic hair happens to exist for a reason, and there's nothing inherently unhygienic about having it.
lebronsucks 3
Hahaha I see London I see France I see someone's pubescent out of his pants. Look at where he is from.!!
karmicsamadi86 9
How?!!!
teenage_messup 0
Shave that shit!
AmazingLadyy13 0
Ohhhh sorry man. :[
JennyBear101 0
Seriously put sum underwear on and also another thing TRIM
unitzero 0
wear underwear or a belt. And only guys with tiny dicks shave because they think it makes them look bigger when it actually makes them look like they have a baby dick.
monnanon 14
since when? In scotland they are trousers and pants are underwear.I dont know anywhere in UK that calls them pants.