Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
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Top comments
Mell18 0
shave that shit bushman
nigrice 0
If they were sticking out... Obviously not?
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Comments (168)
amjmvs 0
whoa.. That's something to tell your grandchildren
Sabraynay 10
Were you wearing a bellyshirt? I mean how did they manage to catch a glimpse of Chewbacca.
PennyLane27 32
+1 for the use of "Chewbacca"
Enslaved 38
Holy hell! Those pubes must have been super long to do that. In a swimsuit....? I unfortunately have seen that before but never popping out of "trousers". Lol I would have taken a picture because I'm weird like that!
Cooksters101101 3
Well it's happens
norii_fml 0
How does that even happen?
_Krijs 5
What... I don't even... How the *hell* did you manage that? And on the same coin, how did they manage to even see them from what I would assume would have been a fair distance? Bust out the razor and shave that shit man. Geez.
off_constantly 8
You're my new hero!
Rj93 8
It could have been worse, could have been wearing a merkin, then not only would they have been seen, but also colourful! Though a lot of FMLs could be worse, so I'm sorry to hear of your little "accidental display," but now perhaps it's time for a trim?
Twisted_Angel 17
wtf? how does that happen?? those pubes must have a mind of their own. what were they doing crawling up and out of your pants?? for the love of gumdrops, shave that shit.
live_2_eat 5
So... perhaps your pants are either way too thin or being worn way too low? :p