Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
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Top comments
EmBayBee 0
Aw. That's awkward. You should have laughed it off like you were just goofing off to get their attention.
sloaan 0
It's okay OP, don't get your panties in such a bunch. Oh wait...
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Comments (46)
EmBayBee 0
Aw. That's awkward. You should have laughed it off like you were just goofing off to get their attention.
PageantGirlXOXO 16
That's happened to me before. I noticed when I heard laughter coming from inside. I just blushed and laughed it off
PulseEffects 0
That usually doesn't help much
heyitsdill 4
You're beautiful
Rallred32 20
Thank you.
jibz 6
YDI. There wouldn't be random mirrors on the sides of buildings on a college campus. Also, did you really need a mirror to pick a wedgie and adjust your bra?
Ewokinator 0
Never heard of one-way mirror film? You can't see in but the people can see out...
HoustonER 0
no one said it was a mirror
UHGG 0
meh..
TheZarola 10
Did you read the FML? "...I stopped to look at my reflection in a window."
meeps114 6
If she was uncomfortable, (which a wedgie would be, and she probably adjusted her bra because it was uncomfortable too) it would have been necessary. Not life or death, but she didn't think anyone could see her.
jibz 6
**** you guys are dumb. Of course it was a window, which means op shouldve realized that it's 2 sided.
tuninggamer 0
YDI for not knowing your campus and surrounding.
LordLiam316 0
escape the fate. nice
mnkilla 0
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Rehn 0
ha ha! that's hilarious!! :) loser
RosiePatosie 0
hahahhahaa this made me smile.. eerrr at least you're entertaining?
kikibisweet 0
Well obviously Ydi.
sduhamel 0
6 is that ur cleavage? OMG GROSS!
supertacowaffle 41
put your ******* away bitch
kikibisweet 0
Get a life quick@ #32 and #36 before your hate consumes you.
sduhamel 0
high five #36!!(: well u should be the one getting a life if u need flash ur cleavage on fml.:))
Ronnie_loves_you 11
didn't you notice its a drawing?
kikibisweet 0
Hate breeds hate. Shame the animals raised you this way.
meeps114 6
They aren't hating. They're saying you shouldn't post indecent pictures of yourself. You are changing the topic completely.
Boobles89 9
Never seen those windows before hey? DERP!
sloaan 0
It's okay OP, don't get your panties in such a bunch. Oh wait...
twinny_sc 13
Hey college campuses are big places, it's not like they will remember you or vice versa.
TheDrifter 24
That depends on how good the show was.
brelinxboo 0
FYL but yeah, YDI kind of. save wedgie picking for bathroom stalls anyway. I mean,even if they couldn't see out, you picked a wedgie on the sidewalk? Seriously classy right there.