Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
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Top comments
Mell18 0
shave that shit bushman
nigrice 0
If they were sticking out... Obviously not?
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Comments (168)
scoobyluv 0
they must have been long..u sick bush man
jxowens23 0
Man ain't no chick Gunna give you great head if your pubes are long enough to hang out yours pants. You better do something bout that man.
leadman1989 16
Long flowing pubes... with dwarves and elves frolicking in them like an enchanted forest. Oh wait just have horrible crabs FYL!!!
NinaTatianna 9
awww!! poor guy! I probably would have cried that's soooo embarrassing!!! I shave tho which is why that would never, ever happen... you might wanna try that :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeah, normally I'd say it's a personal preference as to whether or not you shave, but if it's that bad you HAVE to trim it, at the very least. It's pretty bad when someone else can point that crap out WHILE you're wearing clothes.
captainfalcon7 0
looks like its time to trim the ball fro
IamMe95 5
aw that sux. But my advice is wear longer trousers?
modernbenoni 8
That made me laugh out loud...
captainfalcon7 0
You should have said "yeah those are my pubes. One day you might get some".
Josiieeee 3
That should not happen.
lavs3 0
Pants right enough