Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML
Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
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track_cheetah 0
wow i would have checked myself after they said "nice tail"
mleugim 0
what do you expected when they said "nice tail" ?
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Comments (26)
track_cheetah 0
wow i would have checked myself after they said "nice tail"
eddeeezzyy 19
Better check yo self before you wreck yo self
mleugim 0
what do you expected when they said "nice tail" ?
aeshleyrose 6
Apparently in Kentucky this is a flattering compliment. After some assholes said "Nice tail" she struts to her next class like she's proud of something? Wow. OP sounds like a modern, self-respecting woman. $50 says she turns out to be a stripper or one of the Real Housewives.
capslockisgood 19
33 - No one cares
csigabajnok 0
I could never understand how people actually manage to do that. Did you stuff it into your pants yourself?
alwaysalady 0
I have never had this happen, or seen it happen. If it did happen to you, you have the most ridicules talent I've heard of.
Dr_Phil 0
I don't understand how you get toilet paper stuck to your ass and not notice. Can anyone explain this to me? I mean, you wipe, then drop the toilet paper into the toilet ... how do you not notice that it's stuck to your ass?
limabeans 0
The thing is, I've SEEN people do this, and I'm still not entirely sure how it happens. Even getting TP stuck to the bottom of your shoe... it happens, yes, it's more common, yes. But how do you not notice? Also, *agrees w/#19*
princess90 0
Hahahahahahahaha this is hilarious:P how did you not think to look when they said TAIL i dont think anyone would say nice TAIL and actually mean nice ass... to number 2
yanarach 0
.......HAH. Wow. Embarrasing!
kgrizzly 0
i would be slapped for sucha a comment knowing my school
GoTo123 0
How the crap do u do that??