chaoticnh
Austria
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Liar liar
Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML
117halo12345
Sedgewickville, United States
Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML
Teh_Moo_fml
Ouch, ouch, ouch
Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML
Painful
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nuts
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
It feels fucking awful
Pucker up
Today, on a whim, I decided to try to light a fart on fire. I now know how it feels to take a dump when you have a burn directly on your asshole. FML
person
Jordan
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Top comments
iLazy 0
Sounds hot
DocBastard 40
For my next amazing trick, I'll make my pubes disappear! *POOF* Ta da!! *applause*
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Comments (119)
iLazy 0
Sounds hot
swimchica22 0
Wow that was a clever comment.
fanceh 10
what kind of magic trick requires getting fire anywhere near your groin area?
jaeryun 3
why does this remind me of Paris hilton...
kendallhi 9
haha no more kids...
TookaWooka666 0
Pubis flamicus!
Trololololololo_fml 7
Is this Barney Stinson?
adropofpeace 8
"Here's a new trick children, I can make my privates disappear!"
VinegarStrokes 0
Yeah, I caught the clap from Rachel too OP.
pinkspaceboundro 0
marshmallow anyone?
iEatGuppies 0
herpes disappear-as!
gabe2014 0
how did ur genitals catch fire? it was MAGIC! lol
gabstahhh 8
Since you do magic tricks, I doubt you will ever really need what caught on fire...
chlorinegreen 27
I really hope it wasn't your own magic trick. if so you may need to practice a little more and hire an assistant with a fire extinguisher ready and on the go.
taytay6510 6
fire crotch ;)
daysgoby902 6
Rhys what you get for doing a magic trick
jakehelt13 0
hey **** you!
taticalnNinja 5
you've been fooled
VinegarStrokes 0
Oh my god! You're so hot!!! I want to have your babies!!! By the way, I'M A GUY!!!!
asoptavlo14 6
You're right, that assistant knew what was up before he even started.
Crncj 0
very much yes
RebornProblem 0
Oooh, burn!
slightlypyro1996 4
Burn baby, burn!!!
slightlypyro1996 4
Burn baby, burn!!!
slightlypyro1996 4
Burn baby, burn!!!
slightlypyro1996 4
Burn baby, burn!!!
Outsider_77 0
^^^ wtf?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
42 - I know. I imagined the guy saying "Burn, baby, burn", but in a higher pitch every time he re-posted. Then, at the last one, he exploded.
OceanBreathesSal 5
haha I read your comment in the voice of Michael Kelso(:
aardvarkish 17
44 he didn't repost. Notice they all have the same # 40. It's an internal error that just happens every once in a while.
Sassybq1 13
^^^ EPIC WIN
BB_ava 0
Anyone else notice the pics of 2, 3 and 40 are so similar? :O
drewpeacock42 1
beiber fever^^
RebornProblem 0
**** Bieber.
shaneac 0
44, I was reading your comment. right as I got to the part about the guy exploding, my FML app crashed...
Crncj 0
XD lmfao
WshCaps8 1
BONERSOUP!
aaaahhDamn 0
did your audience clap for you?
sassypants93 17
His audience may have given the clap to him...
comepoopwithme 0
have your girl assistant lick it
LaughinStock 16
^ yes dumbass make someone lick fire...you sir need to learn how to read
iownyou777 0
get that burn in your mouth
iownyou777 0
get that burn in your mouth
alsnyder12 0
were you trying to make it disappear?
Legendslayer222 26
At least it added some realism into your trick.
Diogi4363 0
Use this as a warning to all aspiring magicians, allways keep a fire extinguisher nearby.
jessyrodgers 0
or your nuts further away
LemonStarship 5
Just keep at it I'm sure you'll build an immunity to it.
EmilyFelton98 0
Fire ! Oh Poor You For Sure ! :0
sassypants93 17
What kind of 'magic trick' were you doing where you got an STD?
felipe87 2
he was obviously making his penis disappear into a girls ******
UAVisONLINE 8
I think fire is a pretty cool guy. Eh, burns stuff and doesn't afraid of anything.
iwishicould 7
except being put out. =P
Mystery_Machete 2
And what did you learn?
dj_tricky 0
Not to put fire by his crotch.
Newboyz00185 0
It's a bad idea to use kerosene as a lubricant.