Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Controlling
Today, my soon to be ex-husband and ex-mother in law informed me I couldn't go to the funeral of a really good friend we shared. I went anyway, but I can't imagine how the divorce is going to go. FML
Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Whirlwind romance
Today, I just got home from a wedding and cried for about two straight hours. The bride was my widowed stepmother and the groom was my ex boyfriend. We only split up four months ago. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
Top comments
arano 29
Everyone is saying "what did you do?" but I think OP meant that after their friend's wedding, they had to go to their own divorce hearing.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
The divorce probably literally happened right after the wedding, not the wedding causing the divorce
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Comments (37)
man_in_black08 28
So which of the bridesmaids or bestmen was the cause, OP? :P
fariss 14
Poor you , just a boy trying to be funny, i feel you son
Amateur_Dank 17
That was pretty rough
kelbel9577 9
From one happy reunion to one happy breakup
LilMissCanadian 22
What makes you think the divorce is happy?
TreeTreeMan 23
It is an FML for a reason after all.
Iwannarock1 19
you win!
KatieJBabe 27
Sorry to hear OP
science-teacher 15
Sounds like they should have been more 'seperated'
ChristinePi 36
Also it's separated
myoukei 31
Hope both lead to happiness for the two respective parties!
addioty 19
That's awful. I'm so sorry.
Miss_Chevious 37
So what exact did you do at the wedding that led to the divorce? Or shall I say, "who" did you do?
pokemyeyes 23
Whats wrong with you?
cheeeksss 29
Oh man, you really misunderstood the FML.
EarlFug 19
He do the song about the sweet loving woman He do the song about the knife He do the walk, he do the walk of life
arano 29
Everyone is saying "what did you do?" but I think OP meant that after their friend's wedding, they had to go to their own divorce hearing.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
The divorce probably literally happened right after the wedding, not the wedding causing the divorce