Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
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Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
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faifai_fml 21
Men are allowed to not be in the mood sometimes too.
Chazzster 32
Believe it or don’t, not all men are turned on by lingerie. Personally I prefer naked over lingerie. I even prefer flannel over lingerie… but that’s just me. I get that lingerie is supposed to send a signal that you are ready for a sexual encounter which is the real message and intended turn-on. But as an item of clothing it’s just not always the most sexy appearance for everyone. And of course it’s entirely possible he just wasn’t feeling in the mood.
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faifai_fml 21
Men are allowed to not be in the mood sometimes too.
Chazzster 32
Believe it or don’t, not all men are turned on by lingerie. Personally I prefer naked over lingerie. I even prefer flannel over lingerie… but that’s just me. I get that lingerie is supposed to send a signal that you are ready for a sexual encounter which is the real message and intended turn-on. But as an item of clothing it’s just not always the most sexy appearance for everyone. And of course it’s entirely possible he just wasn’t feeling in the mood.
Grumpy Jack 27
I have to agree. I'm not into lingerie either. Nor completely naked. Sometimes, a nice outfit or a night dress is enough to turn me on.