Owww1
Bullhead City, United States
Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML
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abNormal62 23
How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?
coklara 15
So, a 6'8", 275lb. Blonde walks into a bar...
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lilchica22001 22
I hope you can run fast :) but obviously you escaped and lived to tell the tale!
JazzHandsFML 28
"look how stupid she is, must be black" basing smarts on a genetic color is just a dickish thing to do op...
JazzHandsFML 28
he can't outrun the football spiraling towards his head. but op how about this "that person over there is black therefore stupid" it's a genetic Color and you're basing an iq on it. skin or hair it's not a selection. at least blondes aren't as dumb as you op
ordon 14
You really can't compare skin and hair color. Blonde hair can occur naturaly in any race. Also you can dye hair. I've never heard of people being oppressed because they were blonde.
Cads1 24
That is why they are called blonde "jokes".
FluffyPandas156 13
QBs with that type of size won't run really fast. Probably as fast as big Ben. But yeah ydi. Shouldn't even be making jokes that offends people.
thatguynamedsky 32
everything offends just about everyone nowadays, theres really no avoididng it, it could have happend even if he wasnt blonde
kaylerg_03 10
true story!
smw83 21
Wow, now even blonde jokes are offensive? It never ceases to amaze me what ******* people can be. And you #14 are a pussy.
abNormal62 23
How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?
sunnyskys 25
I laugh about blond jokes...sd thing is if you put a mirror at the bottom a pool I probably would drown because I'd be to curious and want to know what I look like when I'm swimming, yup thats me putting blonds to shame. ^-^ sorry guys.
boating_guy 33
Probably until he figured out the joke was about him. Lol also the word blonde was used twice but spelled a different way. But I doubt someone would start a physical altercation over a joke. I mean honestly, grow up
badgercheese94 16
#95, blonde is proper for female and blond is for male.
coklara 15
So, a 6'8", 275lb. Blonde walks into a bar...
spatula232 25
That'd hurt
phoneaddict13 29
ouch!
RS_Menace 19
was the bar ok?
kaylerg_03 10
omg #103!!! hahahahaha
lilchica22001 22
Just ask him what the square root of Pi is and run while he ponders it.
AnOriginalName 19
It's downright irrational to ask that of anyone, let alone a blonde.
MrConcise 35
"Pies aren't vegetables, idiot. They don't have roots."
False_Stupidity 42
What if it's a potato pie #20?
fmlrulesBolt 14
Is that you Jamarcus Russell?
Scryll 17
Only hard-asses take a joke seriously, he should learn what humour is
JazzHandsFML 28
I'm blonde and I actually take it as a personality trait. it's fun to make fun of yourself
Scryll 17
Exactly, if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?
Dick_diamond 22
Everyone else, I'd assume..
invadermaythe1st 35
#11 your reply to #1 begs to differ.
TallMist 32
Make up your mind, #11
2retz 11
not being sexist here, but I thought that blonde jokes were aimed at the blonde females. your quarter back need to chill out! unless he has boobies lol. I mean no offense by that comment either.
LikeYouGiveAShit 27
Actually you're not wrong! Blonde is the feminine form of the word, the little known masculine term is blond. Brunette and brunet are another example of this. Don't you just love trivialities?
TheMathMajor 26
Stupid French words with their genders :P
EatUrGreens 20
Have you translated French numbers from 60 word by word? hilarious :D
serslybro 20
As always with jokes, check your audience including others within ear shot.
Miss_Whipped 43
Or OP can just not be a pussy and tell it anyway.
Jennandco 25
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see if OP was hiding on the other side
Smooth_Criminal 24
*ba dum tsss*
irish_lad 16
Brillant. I cant understand why you got thumbs down for that
FitFriday 32
I want to know what joke you told..
Owww1 5
Why did the mirror have holes in it? A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
DaDezza244 31
Hahaha, that's a pretty good and interesting joke there, OP
Cads1 24
Yet no reference to it being a blonde moron.
invadermaythe1st 35
#41 They probably removed the blonde part to stay out of trouble, this time
elvispaada 11
I think OP replaced blond with moron. but that's a nice joke though. I wouldn't have been offended.