Intimacy: Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided...

By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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Thursday 27 October 2011 23:07

You should have said the same thing about his dick.

mickeygirl 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:09

"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"

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ILoveEggnog 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:17

Anything more than a handful is a waste.

syck_fml 3

Friday 28 October 2011 0:14

No, because a b cup is a handful and a D cup is what you go brrrrrrrrrrr in.

McAninch35 9

Friday 28 October 2011 0:50

One mans trash is another mans treasure

youtubetre_fml 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:23

What is the answer ??? :)

lexy07 0

Friday 28 October 2011 16:18

Haha what Did u want the answer to be ? Lol

youtubetre_fml 14

Friday 28 October 2011 17:24

Lol I think the answer is definitely : " I just gained weight around them ". ;)

jdog1231 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:25

or he has no penis and doesn't want to admit it

vitaldisplay 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:25

Well, did it?

Feklfekl2222 32

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:26

Ask about his moobs and when he's getting the breast reduction

bonnie_vb8 5

Friday 28 October 2011 8:38

hahaha moons.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:27

Catchy name...

1991j 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:29

those are signs of him telling you your "FAT"!!!!

Cappiej 18

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:34

Her fat? Ummm...

BrianAlarcon 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:32

Dump him

m0tl3ycru3 0

Friday 28 October 2011 1:21

Lol

ThorneCrossed 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:45

It's probably his vision that is getting worse

GraceKathryn97 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:45

Guys don't have a filter so 99% of the time they don't think what they're saying is rude and or insulting! Don't feel bad!

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