somebody
United States
Trust
Today, the babysitter not only clogged the toilet, they tried to unclog it with our vacuum cleaner hose. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
her mom raised her
Mexico
Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML
sucked_in
Perth, Australia
Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
pooped
Not all heroes…
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
handyjon
United States
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
Anonymous
Québec, Canada
Happy anniversary
Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML
thatsucks
Seattle, United States
Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML
Michael
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Give me strength
Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Top comments
skypasuesky 12
that sucks.. looks like your babysitter needs a babysitter!
kutemotoka 15
Time to find a new babysitter :/
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kutemotoka 15
Time to find a new babysitter :/
tormcn 26
Time to find a new vacuum.
EvilTurtle 35
Guys, before you scroll down to read the rest of the comments, prepare yourself for some terrible puns.
mistertbawk420 10
No way, just get out the video camera and prepare to make some money at afv
sonasonic 34
Unclog her purse with no next paycheck.
emissy 14
That sucks
NoBookNoGood 14
That stinks!
DFMLharsh 20
^ creative comments have just lost their way to this website. Smh.
vampivy23 16
There's a button for that.
GriZzliie 3
awesome pun #2!!!
Corey122726 17
you could just google it #36 by the time someone responded you could have found the answer 40 times over. "Shaking my head"
TheTardis123 11
Shaking my head @36
toaster87 19
I thought it was "so much hope"
seemo82 19
i thought it was "saw me humping"
jerryj 27
I thought it was "smell my hair".
laurenhem 26
Yikes, what a crappy babysitter.
bdsmslave 18
Yikes, what a crappy pun.
magickiss87 22
Wow. No one seems to have any common sense anymore! Looks like it's time to find a new babysitter!
skypasuesky 12
that sucks.. looks like your babysitter needs a babysitter!
nityasomaiya 46
One artistic piece! Where'd you find her?
BlackPanther19 11
some people shouldn't be babysitters.
Grayness_ 26
You did make her clean it right?
RickySleeves 20
That's a crappy situation. Sucks for whoever has to clean it up!
vampivy23 16
Ugh, that pun made me *cringe* XD
False_Stupidity 42
I would hope the OP made the baby sitter clean it up.. With supervision of course to make sure she doesn't mess things up any more. I also hope the OP made her pay for a new vacuum since it would seem she ruined that one.
whitnayfortooh 29
where'd you find that one op?!!