Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
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kkmwong 11
You should have said the same thing about his dick.
mickeygirl 0
"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"
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Comments (169)
mickeygirl 0
"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"
grapes1414 0
Nice lol
bonnie_vb8 5
haha I LOVE YOU
mickeygirl 0
;)
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
"I don't know. Was your penis always so small, or did they REALLY screw up your circumcision?"
bossroyd 4
Well his brain is obviously smaller
napolean1 0
It's called a gym hit it up
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
It had probably been longer than a shower since he'd seen them.
M0rt 0
This man; is correct
HomeAl0ne 20
Tell him it's just fluid retention, and that they'll increase in size later in the pregnancy.
theonlybassist 8
haha that'd be gold! His face would be so funny!
rocker_chick105 31
ask him the same thing about his dick
ahawk 2
Creative.. Only 10 people have said that
shemseyy 1
That's stupid of him, he's not gonna get any sex...
birdfreak 24
Ouch =/ thats really rude! People these days!
Jaguar1234 0
I hate to troll but it hurts me to see you holding a gun like that :(
birdfreak 24
Ah suck it up! I didn't really fire it and it's a prop.
XxconbabyxX 0
no your eyes got smaller my boobs got bigger
ydi_4_suking 20
Don't boobs grow when petiole gain weight?
ikickgingers 15
What?
perdix 31
I'm not such what a "petiole" is, and if Kicky doesn't know, what chance do I have? If he meant that "people" usually get bigger boobs, that's true. Even for men. If a guy puts on weight, he can develop some lovely moobs. For women, bigger boobs are usually the consolation prize for getting a fatter ass. I'm sorry the OP is getting screwed out of that benefit.