Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
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Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, I stepped out of a bar in order to make a phone call. While I was outside, the bouncers arrived and ropes were put up. They wouldn't let me back in, claiming I was too young and they hadn't seen me come out. I was celebrating my 26th birthday, the legal drinking age is 18. I also have a beard. FML
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
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Top comments
Fatboy007 9
Now you go on a crazy adventure and almost lose your baby brother trying to make it to the party this totally dreamy guy you like is supposed to be at.
RichardPencil 32
You're never to old to be shanghai'ed into being your parents' no-cost babysitter.
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RichardPencil 32
You're never to old to be shanghai'ed into being your parents' no-cost babysitter.
RichardPencil 32
*too old Sorry about that.
Fatboy007 9
Now you go on a crazy adventure and almost lose your baby brother trying to make it to the party this totally dreamy guy you like is supposed to be at.
Duke_caleb 7
Your 21 just say no and leave.
species4872 20
Just because his parents are irresponsible doesn't mean he has to be.
saberjpg 6
Here's a tip: Never go out to a bar to celebrate your birthday with your parents. That's why they have restaurants. Your friends are the ones you want to go to the bar with. You will have a lot more fun, and have a lot more fun stories to share about your legen..wait for it...dary 21st birthday party!
TaoShaman 24
There isn't any reason why people can't go to a bar with their family. Not everyone likes to get dangerously drunk and shame themselves.
Mynxie 26
Wow, your parents are horrible. And you are 21. You can say no to that and go in alone.
Mynxie 26
And they knew what they were doing. They knew they won't let your little brother in. Just an excuse to drink alone. Completely selfish.
jbuckets_404 39
Your parents couldn't take turns buying you a drink inside with the other one outside watching Jr?! :-( PS In Wisconsin, USA, minors are allowed inside bars with a parent/ guardian! :-)
jbuckets_404 39
OP, did you ever get a drink from either parent at the bar on another day with Jr at home? :-)
Tim Tisdale 5
your parents are dumb asf for bringing your brother. its common sense to not bring him...
Lobby_Bee 18
You can go celebrate with your friends at another time. They'll give you a night you'll never forget, but you won't remember anything about it the next morning. Lol