Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
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kkmwong 11
You should have said the same thing about his dick.
mickeygirl 0
"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"
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Comments (169)
SalsaShark 2
Why can't it be both?
j_cat187 20
But there still soft so it's all good
kayd0890 0
why do men have to be such asshole ! women are smarter and more understanding then men and we have proved it over and over ! i mean we dont ask them ? like is your dick getting smaller are u gaining weight !!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Your comment is sexist. Enough said
kageyami 2
Act like one of the guys and that's what you become.
Naitsi 19
someone need to lose som ******
keeyana 5
You need a new boyfriend! I wonder if his penis has gotten smaller or if it looks that way because his belly is getting larger?
bgzdhn1 2
@163 I respect your opinion but I find what you said was extremely sexist and as a matter of fact a lot of females have ridiculed me due to my penis size. Sexism goes both ways.
ifinsane 6
Do be mad it was probably just one of those moments where he was just thinkin out load.
taazer 12
I was thinking the same, and i really don't get why people tell OP to dump him if it was me i would have said something about his dick or something like that and then laugh about it! Lifes to short to get upset about such small problems!.. :)
taazer 12
I know im gonna get thumped down for this comment! But maybe he was just REALLY asking.. Or maybe it was a hint to start exersicing
ohMYsmurf 0
Watta ass hole ! Kick his dick and show him what really got smaller then ;)