Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML
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MaryFairy 3
This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?
asianinvasionn6 0
Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:
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Comments (119)
MaryFairy 3
This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Don't fit in stand out
joecelticsballa 0
**** british ppl use normal english
DocBastard 40
Joecelticsballa - what in the name of Edgar Allen Poe are you talking about? The name of the language is ENGLISH. It was invented by the English, you dolt. Americans took it and tweaked it. Please go to hell and take an extended vacation there. Be sure to let me know how the weather is. ******* twat. Edit: mods *grumble grumble*
joecelticsballa 0
wow bitches deleting my comment
DocBastard 40
And you're breaking the rules and thumbing yourself up. How very pathetic. Did you fail your IQ test?
zombicidal 11
try having mouths on your hands that lets you stand out (just ask deadly turtle and his cousin deidera)
LaughinStock 16
Silly #1 we can't be ourselves in this world, we have to be like sheep. How do you think we will succeed in this world??...no but seriously op be yourself I can't stand a follower. :)
jizzwold 21
32 you do realize that it is in every humans nature to be a "follower" right? We are social animals and will do almost anything to be accepted by others.
tona01 16
44 and those who understand that, and then try to be themselves become leaders.
jizzwold 21
I disagree I think that leaders are simply the most confident people and they become that way through a mix of genetics, personality, and an almost continuous stream of social successes. Of course I could be wrong. just a thought that is backed by nothing other than my own observations.
Bobissmall 13
However, trying to fit in by acting like them is a sure fire way to get friend zoned. Just be thankful girls are less likely to be friend zoned than guys, and most guys would still have sex with their female friends.
urdirtyolduncle 15
In his point of view: Doesn't matter; had sex.
jizzwold 21
I don't believe that 56.
Michael_Kelso 0
Guys don't really want to date 'one of the guy's'
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Yeah coming from a girl: guys only like hot girls with big boobs. At least that's what I've noticed...
TheWindowLicker 13
64, sounds like a lot of the guys you hang out with are real assholes, if that's how they think anyway. Not all guys are like that. Just my 2 cents.
MattRoseen 12
That's a wonderful stereotype, 64.
Dark__Angel66 24
64- just because they're "hot and have big boobs" doesn't mean they don't have a nice personality. Not all guys are jerks, the hottness is what starts the initial attraction but a good personality is what gets a guy to like a girl. (And vice versa.)
nalia18 8
I hate people who say things like this because frankly im one of the guys yet that doesnt mean i havent been asked out by guy friends. Girls with big boobs, and are hot and thats it end up being the one night stands, the ones that marry a rich guy only to divorce and getting their money, or never can stay on a guy.You gota have a little heart and brains to get a guy and if guys prefer those types who are we to judge. Smart guys choose to like a girl with at least a cute face, love even if its locked up, brains that she might hide, and a kind heart that only a loved one knows is there... Just cause love hasnt smacked you in the face doesnt mean its right to stereo type guys. My guy friends would never date a girl who are hot and have big boobs unless she has all of those details i just said.. And dont hate on the boobs....
Daralea 21
Actually, marrying a rich guy and divorcing to get half the pot of gold doesn't sound too bad. ...It's my plan B!
Bobissmall 13
Nice hair + eyes > big boobs in my opinion. I'd much rather a nice face and mediocre body than the other way around.
TheWicked 4
#46 No, actually most of those people just turn out as loners :)
4Legend 0
Am I the only one who thought of the show HIMYM, I mean Robin & Barney much ?!
LianLover 0
Instead of trying to fit in why don't you try to stand out and be your own person.
esines 9
64 - you can't honestly tell me the only girls you have ever seen with a boyfriend are hot girls with big boobs...
asianinvasionn6 0
Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:
NinaTatianna 9
I mean i dont blame her for trying to fit in... but acting like a guy to get a guy?? I dont think that one applies to straight men.
kirsty1551 3
just tell him about how many guys u hooked up with? YDI for not being urself.
NuTrees 9
Tell him you want his dick in and around your mouth.
uKrazy 0
So you can know what NOT to do! He's trying to help you ;)
justaredcarrot 6
You're in the friend zone buddy :/ now you ARE just one of the lads
BrianAlarcon 0
B who u are not somebody you aren't
EvilPotato 15
How much time did you save by putting "B" instead of be, like 2 seconds maybe less, just put be next time.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
But he is doing his own thing? Henry David Thoreau would be proud.
NinaTatianna 9
how much time did you waste by deciding to be a dick?
uKrazy 0
Let's show some Civil Disobedience and protest that people don't take the extra 2 seconds to finish a word. Then we can all be one with eachother, I for one do not want to be connected, by nature, to someone who wont take the extra few seconds. Henry David Thoreau wouldn't care.
otb113 7
Be yourself. Why change for someone?
carmenm 6
Idiot, what part of acting like a man did you think would attract him?
otb113 7
A girl who can hang out with my friends is attractive.
Alexisthebestest 16
I was always friends with a lot of guys in Highschool. They always would say I was "one of the guys" & it would piss me off. Then one day my guy friend said it again and told me "we might call you 'one of the guy's but it's not a bad thing. Guys like girls that can just hang out." Maybe if OP acts like herself, the guy will actually like her and she won't be just another one-night stand like all the other girls.
carmenm 6
You can hang out with guys without acting like one
BeautifulxChaos 9
I would look at it this way.. At least you weren't his one night stand.
xShannonxSammyx 7
Welcome to the friend zone! Enjoy your stay. Forever.
DocBastard 40
Are you sure he knows you're female?
flyingfox408 0
What makes you think OP is female?
Ithelpstodream 5
I just thought the same.