Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
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Top comments
BEASTvela_17 1
Close your blinds?
getoustahere 7
You shouldn't underestimate Guys ;)
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Comments (79)
unagi_fml 9
You were asking for it man
knzrrr 4
You asked for it
bubo_fml 11
Talented Neighbor...He can whistle & wank at the same time!
wriptidez 0
hon Always make sure wimdows are covered when not decent
IndigoAcrylic 9
Hon, make sure windows is spelled "Windows" and not "wimdows". ^_^
thebigd44 0
Honestly who cares dude. What are you a grammar *****?
MandyMeow_fml 18
But what if their bathroom has a window also..
Enslaved 38
They are just boobs. Show those beauties off! JK close your blinds!
sklorange 5
Actually, it was a real wolf, and your neighbor was just running away from it!
bri1215 7
thats actually what i thought at first
Jeffcando 3
shes probably lying.. and unattractive
Enslaved 38
Hence, 'or something' .....'safe' I'd think most bathrooms that do have windows are frosted and located where bodies are not viewable by on lookers.(:
Jimboom 12
Pictures or it didn't happen. ;-)