Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
Today, I went to open my bedroom curtains while still in my pajamas, which, in my defense, were just a very oversized T-shirt. I didn’t realize the window cleaners were outside until I heard one of them say, “Morning!” We made prolonged eye contact before I slowly closed the curtains like I was lowering the lid on my own coffin. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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Top comments
Grand_Cookie 21
Well, that went way different then i would have imagined.
plum_lovin 28
Just a friendly neighborhood boob dance.. didn't you know that was the norm there?
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Comments (102)
Grand_Cookie 21
Well, that went way different then i would have imagined.
NeatNit 33
If I was OP, there are two courses of action: enjoy the view, or keep calm and carry on. It takes talent to mess THAT up.
zombieslayer83 19
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
chowE_fml 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
my mind just read "boobs" and "fingered".. Idk what to tell ya OP other than she might want you
then000bster 16
I guess they forgot to mention the video camera they set up.
jojimugo 20
Can we get the address of OP's neighbor, I need to verify this story
plum_lovin 28
Just a friendly neighborhood boob dance.. didn't you know that was the norm there?
Ambient25 25
WTF is a "weird" boob dance?
timelessone 16
Scientist's have been trying to document this for years.
MissAmz 7
I'm from NSW, Australia too. ... Sounds legit. ;)
sotheresthisgirl 8
The 69 likes this makes it all the better,
Pussycat86 18
I can't agree more! I can't imaging what is a Wierd boob dance too!?
someguy314159265 15
52 - Now it's 269 likes. Strange world we live in, where there exist immature fools such as us who can laugh at numbers, is it not?
OwlPrincess28 7
Next time I wouldn't bother! It's nice to know that there are some people out there who wouldn't just let a woman shower with her blinds open
JACKxRAWR 22
Probably couldn't find his binoculars. :)
OwlPrincess28 7
Well let's hope he wasn't looking for them aye
alycion 39
There are some things in life that you will see and/or hear that you are better off ignoring and going about your business like nothing happened. Neighbor forgetting to close blinds is one of them. Waving your arms could easily get you mistaken for an over eager creeper.
chanellgymnast 17
At least she provided a brief boob dance for your courteous generosity.
kaydarling 6
Well boob dance her back!
yahoowizard 16
Hopefully he's not able to as he's a guy... But there's other things he can dangle about
Cian_1 28
I don't know if it will be dangling anymore, though... ;)
xx_alexmagm_xx 12
He should do the pec pop of love
maz95 17
Well be grateful. She could've easily mistaken you for some demented, proud pervert alerting her of your presence. Could've gone worse!
Wizardo 34
She probably left them open for a reason, maybe she likes the attention or otherwise she would have closed first time, attention seeking boobed whoreasaurus.
tj5810 21
Damn, I knew the whoreasauruses weren't extinct. I guess you really can't believe everything you read on the Internet.
Wizardo 34
Believe it, they're not as endangered as believe and the History channel isn't helping spread the word either...
Voij 16
37, maybe we could get the History Channel's attention if we spread the rumor that the king of the whoreasauruses was actually an alien!
Wizardo 34
It might work but we're gonna need some shoddy research and slight distortion of facts and we should be good to go... and that Aliens guy with the nappy hair.
SynysterNero 20
It's amazing what kind of stuff I read in the comments on this app.
Takuya272727 16
Could even have left them open to have sunlight. One shouldn't need to feel it's needed to close the blinds every shower.
NagainaFier 16
Distorting facts? Shouldn't be too hard; have someone throw up a quicky webpage, and there's your sources right there!
NagainaFier 16
68, Im thinking she was attention hunting if it was so easy to see her that good samaritan OP could see 'em (assuming he was like, on the sidewalk or something similar...). Hell, who knows, girls need to breathe every now and then. And who the hell leaves the blinds open on purpose? O.o (aside from the mentioned lady) It's one thing if it's on accident, but on purpose, and you're asking for serious trouble...
JACKxRAWR 22
Some people are lucky. My bathroom window is frosted so I have to go into my bedroom and throw open the curtains for people to get a good look at my magnificence.
tacojauns 45
I've never heard anybody use the expression middle finger me
djxerxes9000 18
"I was walking down the street when all of a sudden a guy middle fingered me" definitely sounds erotic
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's what the Americans (and Canadians perhaps) commonly refer to as flippin' the bird. I think. I cba to Google right now.
lonelygiirl 11
Hey, at least you got a free show out of it.