Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Bird's eye view
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
STOP!
Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML
Neighborly
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
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Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
Heatwave
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
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BEASTvela_17 1
Close your blinds?
getoustahere 7
You shouldn't underestimate Guys ;)
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Comments (79)
chlolzah 0
Neibours are the biggest pervs
bobbycorwen 5
You are the biggest idiot.
Horcruxer 0
Must be in Austria, no probably Australia... That's a funny name
allard 14
-.-
tiarrae 10
35 - Not cool -.-
LoveMay 10
Sad thing is that it makes no sense -.-
Usbdriver 13
At least he let you know that you made his day...
Stormmm 6
At least they find you hot.
HappyJello 7
YDI. Trees aren't going to block everything.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Same reason why some guys like masturbating in the sunroom. The thought of someone watching us doing something naughty subconciously turns us on. So that's probably why OP left her blinds open. ^_^
cBlackout 13
Now is when you find a fat, hairy guy to stand shirtless at your window, and see if they whistle after that.
omarzrgz 3
Haha fat guys can't run! :D
keepingitnasty 15
Why did the idiot whistle and ruin the free show for?
roseXthorns 8
This made me facepalm.
AdrianEC 15
Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they can't see you. YDI.