Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
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Top comments
America123Jeff 7
Not your fault really. Plus it gave you an excuse to yell at the police naked. Make the most of those opportunities when you have them.
zAstonish 20
I guess you were caught with your pants down
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Comments (26)
America123Jeff 7
Not your fault really. Plus it gave you an excuse to yell at the police naked. Make the most of those opportunities when you have them.
zAstonish 20
I guess you were caught with your pants down
MDoremis 38
I'm fairly certain the police have seen worse than a half naked person yelling at them.
mds9986 24
I'm sure he has seen worse.
Kanin_fml 7
Good thing they had something else a little more major to focus on.
ryand82 11
Sorry but, hahaha!
Mynamewontfi 40
I bet the real FML is your dissapointment in that you were only half naked ;)
siggy_mcsigx 22
This sounds like a gag from a Simon Pegg movie.
Joseph24689 14
This is an underrated comment.
thenaff 4
Renfrewshire. Aye that's about right.
NerdGirl321 27
Must have been a great view.