Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was belting out Beyoncé in the shower, really feeling myself. When I got out, I heard applause. My new neighbors were sitting on their balcony and I had my bedroom window open. They'd been unwilling members of my entire shower performance's audience, and the applause was definitely sarcastic. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
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zBLAKEz 23
What song were you singing?
746278Ab 14
I don't sing in the shower.... I preform
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zBLAKEz 23
What song were you singing?
Wizardo 34
The Pokémon rap or maybe the Skyrim theme song, that chant is hard to get after all.
MattThePimp 10
Darude-Sandstorm
ColonelCusswords 24
Kansas-Carry on Wayward Son
Indianboy9321 25
Singing in the Shower- Becky G
mz135 12
Why do they need to complain if you are "bad"? Why can't they just say you are being too loud? They seem kinda harsh :-/
willow196 9
I have the same pic as someone in the replys
_parth 20
Call me maybe?
Doberman101 29
Call Me Maybe.
LexiDaBae 17
#25 and #34 are twins!
ColonelCusswords 24
@34 we are now brothers
sometimessam 16
brothers from different mothers
Blake77_fml 19
Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!!
bromeister 6
They're just haters, OP. #staystrong #believe Or maybe your singing was that atrocious
bromeister 6
You failed to detect my sarcasm, 7
pwnman 33
How does sarcasm go with your comment? ...Also, you're not funny.
ColonelCusswords 24
Nice ass
foxwasalamb 24
excuse me, they're not "hastags" its a pound symbol. whoever coined that term is an idiot. never have i heard an operator say "if you would like to delete your voicemail, please press the hashtag and try again"
whatz_going_on 24
@30 oh wow thanks for letting us know! I must have been crazy to think that a symbol could be referred to as something different based on context, almost as if words can develop more meanings over time, but you've enlightened me! Quickly! Spread your knowledge to the twitter userbase so that nobody misuses it again! *poundsign*sarcasm
shay_serendipity 29
#10, I don't think anyone detected your sarcasm. I am doubting that the sarcasm was ever present in that comment.
PenguinBitch 44
@30, I call them "Tic-tac-toe arenas".
mackdeezy 22
Octothorpe
feven 32
@30 You must be living a very confused life in the media world.
LexiDaBae 17
#30, a "hashtag" is when you use the pound key to tag a word to a certain topic. It's not the symbol alone, its the symbol and the word paired together. It's in the context too.
ilikeirony 10
#30 hashtag is european i've also heard, whereas the north americas tend to call it pound. so you're not even right.
flashback.miss 28
at least your mom was defending you!
DiamondGirlj 18
Hopefully.
TriggerFinger7 10
Hard to tell. OP's mother could have agreed, but was just upset that it came from someone else.
Mattribute 13
Just make sure the window is closed next time
746278Ab 14
I don't sing in the shower.... I preform
Mauskau 36
I prefer to postform.
ColonelCusswords 24
Where can I buy tickets?
foxwasalamb 24
the best place I've found so far is creepalert.com. they give the best deals for the cheapest prices^^
False_Stupidity 42
What do you pre-form in the shower?
strawberrywine22 30
Aw OP, don't listen to them :) whether you're a good singer of not, don't meet them bring you down. If you like to sing in the shower, then sing your heart out!! Just, maybe...close the window :P
slooby_fml 25
Sounds like your mom was defending you, which is very sweet of her
LexiDaBae 17
The mother didn't have to be defending her. She could've just been annoyed that a neighbor came to her door to complain about something so petty.
AloysiusWeasley 15
^ this. Who in their right mind goes over and complains about something like that? It's not like it's going to go on for very long.
medic_man 13
make a joyful noise, never said it had to be pretty. do what makes you happy!
HeadlessSparrow 20
When Christmas comes around, sing Christmas songs in their front yard!
Adam5858 17
Ah tell them to piss off.To be angry about that.....weird people.