Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML
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blebleble_fml 0
Post yours in revenge...and give us the link :p
blackheart24 10
Yeaaa but if he's married he should have some self control. It's not like he was forces to look at them.
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Comments (270)
kyleinsane 0
Hi. Ydi.
ArcadePie 10
Worst comment ever..
blackheart24 10
At least they were only half naked... I keed I keed, he's an asshole.
blebleble_fml 0
Post yours in revenge...and give us the link :p
blackheart24 10
At least they were only half naked... I keed I keed, he's an asshole.
ColdplaySucks 18
Don't blame the husband. If your friend has slutty pictures, it's inevitable that she's gonna attract males.
blackheart24 10
Yeaaa but if he's married he should have some self control. It's not like he was forces to look at them.
theten_fml 9
44 yeah it'll attract some males. It doesn't mean that the husband can't stop himself from looking. He has some say in it.
SirObvious 1
Maybe her friend is a guy , and he's looking at half naked pictures of him...
SecretlyADuck 7
Baby im sorry your friend is so much hotter :)
GameOver008 1
He can't say the truth cuz he doesn't wana sleep outside.
zombicidal 11
at least its better than chat roulette?
blackheart24 10
^^ ????
Livelife121 30
110: chatroullette is a website where you webcam with random people all over the world. The vast majority are people's penises/jacking off. I think 109 was trying to say that at least OP's husband was not going to CR to look at penises. but I honestly have no idea.
blackheart24 10
Ya I think we know what 109 does when they aren't on fml.
zombicidal 11
yes 126 no 128
blackheart24 10
I dunno man... Your profile is a little trollish.
FarSide 23
Half naked? Which side, the right or the left?
bernie138456 0
For 103: Blondes... No matter if it's natural or bleached they all have some degree of ignorance.
willou35_fml 13
lol
Discombobulated9 12
If I caught my boyfriend doing that I'd probably become paranoid of them both. **** is fine, but deliberately looking up your boyfriend/girlfriends pictures to get aroused is a BIG no no. You should show your partner a lot more respect than that.
willou35_fml 13
lol
Discombobulated9 12
...And, I fail for life for not checking that comment properly. *boyfriend/girlfriend FRIENDS pictures....
wallygolf 3
Speaking of hot :)
ledstratdak 0
fyl totally. your husbands straight you should kill your self
pookberry 4
Really? Ha wow
MrShizzBear 0
For educational purposes, we will need the pictures of your friend.
welandedonthemoo 5
Married people shouldn't have face books. I seen it cause a lots of problems.
kevsnev 7
He's horny.
youcunthole 0
155 everyone has a certain degree of ignorance, so stfu stereotyping bastard
Nutty4Muffs 3
103 + 155 = very nice catfight oui?
yahoowizard 16
I call for an illustrated FML
ClaremoreZebra 8
So true.
lukehemmings_fml 10
44- don't blame the girl..
davidisbeast 12
Hes just concerned for her .. Leave him alone !
Sinamoi 18
Yes, because repeatedly checking for half naked pictures is a normal way to show concern.
gabrielbaby 9
I think that's sarcasm there
firecopy 6
He is just concerned for her... Leave him alone! (SARCASM)
dogpup4 23
It was a joke, why have so many people thumbed him down?
glenzhao2 16
LEAVE HUBBY ALONE!!!!!!!!
glenzhao2 16
LEAVE HUBBY ALONE!!!!!!!!
glenzhao2 16
LEAVE HUBBY ALONE!!!!!!!!
AshleighNason 24
....>.>........
Googoo27 12
180 That made... No sense.
cheerluv15 0
That doesn't mean he should be looking at them
abbyhoneywaffles 11
At least he's being honest with you.
javierrrrm 12
Unibrown!!
DocBastard 40
That's the shadow of her hair, you ******* moron. Get the **** back under your bridge, you troll, before I insert a Coke bottle so far up your ass your nose will feel fizzy. Asshole.
13FTW 9
But, doc, how do you really feel?
Sinamoi 18
Doc: 1 Troll: 0
Sinamoi 18
Dammit, scratch that comment his post was deleted.
Fruit_Dealer 9
At least you didn't post some random "at least" comment to be in the first commenters and get attention. Or...
grahambertus 11
At least he wasnt looking at half naked pictures of guys
cruxx 0
100 you don't know that
grahambertus 11
I suppose so, gender was not specified.
hercs95 0
Wanna have sex #4?
2ndSucks 15
Wanna go jack off to lifeless internet **** instead of random profile pictures, 125?
hercs95 0
Oh I'm sorry will you have sexual intercourse with me #4
hercs95 0
So what?
abbyhoneywaffles 11
I said AT LEAST. I'm looking on the bright side. Calm your ****.
murdersquirrel 15
To say he just wanted to see if they're still there is being dishonest about his intentions. He just wanted to look at her half-naked friend.
sky22_fml 7
I don't think that's honesty sweetheart...
Fruit_Dealer 9
Interesting how some people are tools.. I posted the exact same comment as the one above a few weeks ago in the same context and thumbed myself up, which resulted in something like 40 thumbs up. This time I thumbed myself down and look at the result.
False_Stupidity 42
Well it 'could' be honesty, without knowing the OP's hubby I refuse to jump to the conclusion that he is the stereotypical male and admit the possibility that he was telling the truth.
aliz8e8 0
Wow what an asshole!! Def not cool!!
Fruit_Dealer 9
You know the phrase "You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say can and will be used agaisnt you." ? Well, it also happens on FML. The urge to comment just when an FML is posted to be in the first comments is not a reason to write random, pointless comments.
aliz8e8 0
Lmao take ur own advise ur the one who felt the need to reply to the "pointless comment" it's called an opinion & the fact that you felt the need to reply to my opinion let's me assume u may do this to the other millions of "pointless comments" therefore telling me and everyone else who reads this conversation tht you have no life and tht must suck FYL =]
danishbagel 3
215, Damn, that is one big run-on.
J3R3MYY 14
215- therefore stfu and finish your words. Itll "def" help.
aliz8e8 0
& of course each of u are still in your teens
danishbagel 3
So? We can actually spell words correctly.
daisyismydog 3
Thats probably a sign that you need to step it up..
thisisafunnyname 12
OP is just being pessimistic. They aren't half naked pictures, they're half clothed pictures
taera 8
I hope I never end up with someone like OPs man. I'd want him only to want me. I'd be really hurt if he was interested in my friend.
jemiller226 13
Good luck. Guys generally aren't wired that way. We do, however, generally know where our bread is buttered, so we don't act on the desire for variety. But you can't stop him from thinking.
Ashland_fml 0
damn!!! your acting like the dudes mom. 1 there just pictures. 2 there not even full nudes. I hope you not as b***hy with other things, but you proli are... fhl
uprising_fml 0
part of the problem I would imagine is that is isn't just some random **** star or celebrity, it's a friend, someone she knows . in my opinion that makes it different because the likelihood of him finding a **** star and having an affair is obviously much lower than him having an affair with her friend .
rldostie 19
I don't really have an issue with my husband looking at ****, though I simple prefer not to know. But I would have a HUGE issue with him looking at such pictures of a friend of mine, because that would mean he's sexually attracted to someone we know and see often, and I would wonder if every time we were together with that friend, if he's picturing her half naked of thinking of fuckig her. Likewise, I would wonder. If a fried that do easily would post pictures of herself might be so desperate for attention, that she'd go for a married man. MY married man. So yeah. That's why **** is different from pictures of friends.
AMB3AST 7
You're* They're* Probably* -.-'
LiveLaughFML 10
#8: Here, just so you can look as if you're a little tolerable. Damn! You're acting like your husbands mom. One; they're just pictures. Two; they're not even full nudes. I hope you're not as bitchy with other things, but you probably are. **** his life. I don't know about you, #8, but if I were married, I wouldn't like my husband seeing any other woman who isn't fully clothed other than myself (in most circumstances!)
ClaremoreZebra 8
Dude, Facebook is being overrun by vile images of death, and ****. He's a guy, what can you expect? You criticize him for looking at a picture the same way you would for cheating. He is just looking, theres no need to make a big deal out of it. Damn.
Igor_g5 0
Yeah. I agree and I'm a guy. I wouldn't want me GF looking at **** unless we were looking at it together to enhance our experience but it would bother me more if she was looking at sexually explicit pics of some somebody we knew. I would wonder if she was cheating or fantasizing about him when we were together.
FarSide 23
@53... here is a heavy revelation for you honey: your husband/boyfriend DOES THINK of someone else when he ***** you... at least sometimes, and more often than you think. Just saying...
downtime 13
59 I've got some bad news for you, if any of your friends are sexually attractive people he IS sexually attracted to them. This sense of ownership you have over your man, that he must somehow see you and only you as attractive is an insecure delusion. You need to accept this as a fact rather than try to convince yourself it doesn't happen, half naked photos or not.
rldostie 19
Downtime, oh, I'm sure he does think about some of my friends, many of who are very good looking. But it's one thing to think about them and be sexually attracted to them, and a whole different matter of he's going out of his way to look up sexually suggestive and explicit pictures of them. No one is foolish enough to think a man or woman in a long standing relation doesn't think of other people in a sexual way. But that doesn't excuse looking at **** or **** like images of those friends.
downtime 13
Your justification for not accepting him looking at these images was: "because that would mean he's sexually attracted to someone we know and see often, and I would wonder if every time we were together with that friend, if he's picturing her half naked of thinking of fuckig her" So if this is the problem, and youre aware hes going to do that anyway and accept it, what exactly is the problem?
cBlackout 13
He should have said 'because there are none of you'
cBlackout 13
He should have said 'because there are none of you'
Callyn 47
As long as he's just looking, I don't see the problem. I'm sure you look at hot guys, just tell him to stop lying about it.
Callyn 47
"Not everyone oogles attractive people from the opposite sex" The only reason that this statement is not a bald faced lie is because gay people exist. Anyone who says that they don't still look while they are in a relationship is simply lying. She may think that he is disrespecting her, but she does it too.
BacktoBrina 1
That's dumb as hell! If he'll look, he'll touch and he will cheat. Use common sense.
dirtbiker267 0
So I take it your parents didn't use "common sense"
False_Stupidity 42
#153 your comment is dumb as hell.. looking does not always lead to touching and cheating.. My fiancée looks, I look, but neither of us touches or goes beyond that and we're cool with that.
SadikOnuska 0
#153 You, presumably ma'am, are an idiot.