Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML
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jackaaa 0
Aww baby penis.
Puolukka 4
Maybe it was the first time for her to fool around with a guy like that period and she just didn't know what it's supposed to feel like/what it feels like when it's not hard?! She obviously has never touched a penis before...because even if it was pretty small you can still tell if the guy is hard or not... o.O
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Comments (196)
Kingrayer 0
i guess u better get her to stay with you some other way
jayfx 0
Not that hard to tell through jeans. LOL @ 36
wont_stop 0
lmfao at # 22. don't worry about it. that's a bitchy thing to say regardless.
CinnamonSpider 0
LOL@ 17, great quote. @OP: Yeah, I'm gonna go with what everyone else said and guess that your jeans were hiding it, and that your girlfriend sounds kinda dumb...still sucks though.
maremaid 0
oh damn.
justing_fml 0
@19, you're totally right. Boxer breifs are so constricting. I wear them and I def don't have a small package but sometimes it seems like it. But jeans don't hide it either way.
lolol182 4
ahah nice small dick
bearbear123 0
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ChEv_fml 0
WORD "get hard for me" that screams amanda, the **** who works the corner at houston and avenue b.