Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML
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jackaaa 0
Aww baby penis.
Puolukka 4
Maybe it was the first time for her to fool around with a guy like that period and she just didn't know what it's supposed to feel like/what it feels like when it's not hard?! She obviously has never touched a penis before...because even if it was pretty small you can still tell if the guy is hard or not... o.O
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Comments (196)
plethora 3
Haha #10. Puppetry of the penis?
csigabajnok 0
Well, it seems you have a certain ability that allows you to fulfill her wishes even before she utters them. Use it wisely! ;)
Faced159 0
Don't worry about it brother. It's hard to tell that through jeans anyway. And she was probably just saying that to heat up the moment more. She probably wasn't even paying attention to it.
null_fml 11
Yeah, they're... jeans. That's the real problem. Blame the jeans.
daniellap 0
actually it's true that you can barely feel anything through jeans my ex boyfriend definitely wasn't small, and through track pants, dress pants, etc. I can feel him being hard immediately but through jeans? nopes!
dang_fml 0
hahaha omg lmao @ #10
tehhotness 0
Am i supposed to conduct with my penis?
YouCantBreakMe 9
Family Guy!!!
Zic_fml 7
Whahah, I don't think the problem is in your willy, I think she wasn't even paying attention to that.
pupeto2005 0
hi
sara942 0
what kind of underwear were you wearing? at first I didn't realize when my last bf was hard because I was used to guys wearing boxers, and he wore boxer briefs. those definitely mask erections...especially through jeans; it's harder to tell through jeans than any other kind of pants.
vonstrangle 0
maybe you should start wearing tights so your ego isn't hurt for the silliest of things. (jeans are thick and very constricting) also, you're girlfriend sounds like a bit of a bimbo. "get hard for me" baha righhhht