Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML
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jackaaa 0
Aww baby penis.
Puolukka 4
Maybe it was the first time for her to fool around with a guy like that period and she just didn't know what it's supposed to feel like/what it feels like when it's not hard?! She obviously has never touched a penis before...because even if it was pretty small you can still tell if the guy is hard or not... o.O
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Comments (196)
pgray18 0
u were probably sagging with jeans so she wouldnt be able to feel anything anyways.. dont get selfconcious, next time just whip it out n be like.. SUCK IT lol.. no dont do that..
anaphaseii 0
HAHAHAHAHA "get hard for me". Jesus. That's where the real problem's at.
cvc7chris 0
3 or 4 inches? LMAO
DarkestSinn 0
Lol. Sorry dude. Jeans are hard to feel a hard penis through through. Been there done that lol. Don't sweat it. You know you were hard. I agree with you #32. Next time just whip it out!!!! XDD -Your DarkestSinn
idoloveitbaby 0
or do a variation of what #32 said, and whip it out. but instead of telling her to suck it, just slap her in the face with it. rofl.
DubstepMasta 18
Lmao dick slap
Kitten125 0
Tehe you has a tiny peepee.
TheNameless_fml 0
Lol @ #10. I agree though, stupid ting to say. From a female perspective though, sometimes it's hard to tell with jeans. :/
short1 0
lmao #21! I love Bo Burnham :) he's a friend of ours [my brother and I] p.s. to this FML - yes, it is difficult to tell through jeans, but not... that.... difficult
eschreib 0
not difficult to tell @ all through jeans..
broken_lungs 0
it can be hard to tell through jeans man :/