Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
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Top comments
PeteyPablo12308 20
Don't mix work and pleasure.
chrstygrl06 10
At least it doesn't seem like it's gotten serious yet..
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Comments (45)
chrstygrl06 10
At least it doesn't seem like it's gotten serious yet..
iBanana 17
Say she has a blue waffle.
Chrispywind 0
#20 I lol'd at that
izztranlyn 2
Yuck! lol
flipstar530 0
well that sucks. dump 'em. get someone else
techweed 12
take a hint .... he/she doesn't like u, probably trying to make themselves look like an ass so u wouldnt like them
RedPillSucks 33
Then why agree to date? That behavior is sooooo odd.
cheex87 0
sounds like someone is trying to get promoted at any cost.
ugwmii 0
kick his nuts
PeteyPablo12308 20
Don't mix work and pleasure.
DaveOnDope 4
When I used to sell weed I'd tell folks it was a business doing pleasure with them.
Roxxay 6
hahaha
jacob4848 4
Maybe that's his weird way off flirting.
MassEffectNerd 0
wait until he isn't on company grounds then kick him in his daddybags. if it's a chick...make fun of her hair and how she dresses? I don't know what you would do for a chick.
beebeeL 1
Tie that nigga to the bed and set the house on fire ....
nitewlf12 10
Ydi for dating a coworker.
Autoshot 9
Seriously