Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
What's up with all the FMLs with all these extremely nice girlfriends lately? Like the one that wouldn't kiss her bf cause of a pimple. What a Sweetheart.
Jdeluxh 12
Just do the same when she gets undressed.
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Comments (209)
yudothat 2
Yikes.
annasworld 3
she's sounds like such a great self esteem booster
DoubleDose 0
lemme guess, you tried putting your pants on two legs at a time o impress her and fell over
eminemchick 19
2 ur pic matches ur comment perfectly.
iAddictiion 0
Y U say that
YourEvilHero 12
I heard the little blue pill works great with that problem.
Eggers 2
if you thumbed up 65's comment and not 69's comment, you're a stupid sheep that knows nothing of the Internet.
daysgoby902 6
106 is there something I'm missing?
FridayPasta 0
i like how none of these comments have anything to do with #1's comment, ******
yudothat 2
^
yoursucklives 36
put it in her pooper
eminemchick 19
wow thanks for degrading me 106 now i feel so worthless ima ball up in this corner and pretend im a carrot. like that nyan cat guy.
HowAreYouToday 34
STAY AWAY FROM THE RABBIT!
sunlovinmama 1
She was probably just nervous and inexperienced
icecreammintz 0
THE PERFECT MOMENT FOR A DICK SLAP, nah jk, unless you wanted to. :D
kameryn25 3
By the sound of it OP couldn't dick slap his girlfriend if he wanted. It's ok though it's not about the size it's about how.... ok it really is about the size F your life OP.
ShyAnn29 15
It could have nothing to do with the size of his dick
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe he has a cyanide and happiness comic tattooed across his chest?
Polo_X 0
If not the size, then maybe it's the fat rolls covering it...geez I'm a terrible person for thinking this. Sorry man. :( FYL
jesse70781 2
Maybe she was laughing because his dick was small as hell. In that case he wouldn't of even ben able to DICK SLAP HER! lol
Jvr91 8
Maybe it was L shaped
eminemchick 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
"slap dicks, support domestic violence, while eatin the dead skin off ur mama's chapped lips" -low down dirty sorry for the visual:)
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
or maybe it was A B C or D shaped. Or E or F... you get the point. ;)
tieu2arock 3
stir it...
thomas357 0
I would have
grapist 0
Then what would the problem be huh?
RyanMacVey 17
ok... for a moment there i actually thought that id wrote this :L
Amrel 10
Tell her now you know how i feel then dump the bitch
PrickHead 0
maybe all she could of thought was: "that's a clean circumcision"
ReptarSwag 4
Haha I remember that FML.
pronounciations 5
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Jdeluxh 12
Just do the same when she gets undressed.
reallytho3 11
IF she gets undressed u mean...
CookieMonstr19 0
Good idea!show her how it feels
hotrod14 0
how hard she tried or how hard you tried.
Denikk 0
Haha you gaboyz it's funny because... ah **** it it's just funny xDD
WCARlover 35
What's up with all the FMLs with all these extremely nice girlfriends lately? Like the one that wouldn't kiss her bf cause of a pimple. What a Sweetheart.
mozeltov 7
girls with small boobs are hot -_-
poochpod 0
I agree
kbt13 0
I "A"gree
DynamicDave 11
^ Ah see what you did thar! Although I must say I "D"isagree lol.
guitar_god7007 3
Pimple guy is me :s
duckman9 55
thats just normal. Thats the way girls are these days. You'll just get used to it after a while. Something about all this emancipation story.
Orcina1 3
You should stop arguing over what's a better chest size and just "B"e friends lol
marinus_fml 20
You just couldn't keep it hard, no matter how hard you tried.
nilin95 1
Dude haven't seen you comment in a long time.
kelsey_katie 17
Oh wow. I'm sorry OP:(
acquiesce 6
Break down and cry.