thank god you'll only live once
Hamilton, Canada
Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Caleb
Cedar Park, United States
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
hamburglar
Irving, United States
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
thatisfuckedup
United Kingdom
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
NewlyChildaphobic
Ireland
Clever boy
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
HURRY IT UP
Get on with it
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
fmylyfe
Saint Paul, United States
Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
janie
Mind your own business
Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML
AshamedDaughter
Canada
Help yourself
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
LameChef
Poland
Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML
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andrewbourgeois1 5
Who needs an education when you have swag?
perdix 31
Don't worry. In lunch lady jargon, "swag" is a synonym for "spit."
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Comments (131)
whiteboy896 9
lnb4 generation jokes.
ptoka 20
Inb4 another shitty first comment
whiteboy896 9
really? I thought it was quite clever, but you can never really tell what the fml community will vote.
dingleberrysteve 6
swag is code for spit
PuggieKid 22
kill it before it reproduces
incoherentrmblr 22
I waiting for someone to beat the hell out of someone else for saying swag, and in the process of getting beaten, they say YOLO...
Gingerette 8
92, that happens every other week in a local school.
andrewbourgeois1 5
Who needs an education when you have swag?
Incognito_1924 17
That's right. I'm sure swag will pay the bills when that kid is older.
science-teacher 15
Dat username haha
Ambient25 25
You've got to be jealous of them. Those with swag get the best jobs at McDonald's.
\ 28
I broke my legs to get a little extra swag.
swaggalikethat 22
All I'm sayin #3, I'm now senior executive assistant janitor at McDonalds. #Lifeisgood
andrew6p 19
YOLO!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
"Here's your fries sir."
lovepeacekc 2
It's just this generation :/
SmittyKick 18
Nope, It's just ignorance.
wholock 12
Don't blame this generation! Many other events in the past were similar to these. It's plain ignorance.
mansen 15
nope. your generation just doesn't hear about the shame of the previous generations. We try to bury the trauma of our catch phrases deep down, smothering them with the tears of remorse that we ever ever thought saying 'whazzuuu*beats the shame back to its dusty dark corner*
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Have any of you guys realized that blaming shit on "our generation" is just ******* stupid!? I hate these comments with a passion. It's about as bad as people saying "I've lost all faith in humanity", really? Did you lose all faith in humanity because some kid said "swag"? Well that's just ******* pathetic. God damn.. I apologize for my little rant, but this shit just needs to stop.
jc10x 8
As if any other generation never had stupid "lingo". Blaming shit on our generation is stupid, and actually hurts some of us if you didn't know.
Everyday_Galaxy 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Did he at least get his burger swag?
thatisfuckedup 6
Destroy it before it nests.
zsshamalama 11
and with fire
perdix 31
Don't worry. In lunch lady jargon, "swag" is a synonym for "spit."
CobraLazerFace 21
I thought it meant cyanide...
amisenho 11
I thought it was a secret acronym code for, "Sure, We'll Add Gasoline!"
sarah6786 14
And a side of drop out.
JaegerMayCry 13
OP should have given him a burger with a job application to Mcdonalds inside
octopussperm125 18
So u wanted fries with that, and would u like to make that a swag combo?
Paradoxxxx 16
Wow.. just wow.
misspulkadot24 17
Did he then pee in a mop bucket and wear sunglasses inside the rest of the day?
teentee401 37
*cough cough* Bieber *cough*
ervnomyous 15
This generation I fear for the future
wholock 12
Don't blame this generation. I'm sure your generation could have severely ****** up society just as this one has. There isn't any reason to blame those that happened to be born within this generation; blame the ignorant people who came up with twerking, swag, YOLO, and such. It's their fault, not the entire generation's.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Lets play a drinking game for whenever someone comments about this generation.
Stylux_fml 16
#69 No one's liver could survive that trauma...
MuppetMerkin 10
Yeah, all that shit was thought up by your generation. All generations have embarrassing stuff but yours glorifies stupidity and ignorance.