Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
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sakforduc 0
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WCARlover 35
Flies are one of the worst creations for sure
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Comments (76)
tylersign 11
Attack of the flies. Someone could make a movie based on this
deviable 9
I bet it's out there somewhere.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Theres Lord of the Flies! That's kinda not really similar....
SkoomaKi 28
You should've of just killed the little bastard xD
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Damn. Flies are now a harzard while on the road.
fthislyfe 22
Flies have a thing for entering every single hole in human body
AnonymousTroll 2
No, that's a guys dick you're thinking of.
tylersign 11
Sex in the nose...? I don't think so, 34.
DQEight 8
If the penis can't get in, the **** will
greg84_fml 21
Really? There is The Fly and The Fly 2, imdb them...
sexybeastsexybea 0
haha now THATS some funny shit.
greenishyellow 5
*dramatic voice* From the makers of Snakes on a Plane comes...Flies in a Car!
zakkyzebra 11
I don't think it was the fly that made you a bad driver. Ahhhhh. Sexist jokes. But no seriously. I don't think it went up your nose and controlled you to crash.
Wayne913 13
Yeah, watch family guy. You'll learn all about ear sex.
snagglepaste 0
Pretty sure it cant control your arms if it flies in your nose.
sakforduc 0
Fly 1 - OP 0
Invasion976 6
Huh? ^
lolitroll_fml 0
I was going to say that :(
WCARlover 35
Flies are one of the worst creations for sure
iBanana 17
Yeah they're ridiculously annoying and carry countless diseases, but; without flies, the world would be littered un-decayed bodies of dead things.
WCARlover 35
Touche
EmreArslan 11
Lol wouldnt the world show its real face then? :) though the truth stinks and is an eye sore. That is why people dont like the truth
fthislyfe 22
8: It's not flies that do this. The bacteria in the soil and the enzymes existing in the corpses do this job. Flies usually drink humans' blood.
KiddNYC1O 22
They take a lot of shit...
Enslaved 38
Watch Forensic Files. You'll appreciate flies a lot more knowing some murder crimes were solved because of those pesky little bugs! (:
invivoful 10
30- I hope that was an attempt at a joke 0.0
haw008 14
Every time a fly lands it pukes. Isn't that just beautiful?
deviable 9
The only things worse than flies are mosquitoes.
FYLDeep 26
What about cancer? Or AIDS? Or ALS? Or, if you meant only insects, what about wasps? Or black widow spiders? Either way, I think you may have jumped the gun.
deviable 9
Wasps and spiders kill flies.
bitchslapped22 14
Not to mention spiders aren't insects
CaptainTuna 0
I love you
littlericht 3
You look like a batty boy!
himoonkey 8
To bad nobody loves you
ninjuh_wingman 29
That sucks for you and the fly. You swerve into a ditch and the fly ends up in a deep dark hole.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Flies can be so nosey.
kriegs444 5
The fly found your weakness.
loserman67 36
Were you singing "Jar of Hearts" and crying because your girlfriend just broke up with you?
Predental 5
I once had a bee fly into my mouth while riding a bike. It stun my gum pretty bad.
killak41 9
Cool story bro