Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I found out that my step-daughter, who is 29, still living at home, who I've completely supported since marrying her mother 16 years ago, wants her cousin to walk her down the aisle at her wedding two years from now and not me. FML
Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
Today, my daughter has been such a bridezilla that her fiancé actually dumped her. He treated her well, was handsome, and rich to boot, while still working at his career, yet she couldn’t calm down enough to see she was ruining her life. Now, after the breakup, she's moved back in with me. FML
Today, my mom has been aggressively trying to get me to marry one of her coworkers, who is around my age. Apparently she loves her like the daughter she always wanted, and since it would be silly to adopt her; she is determined she will be her daughter-in-law instead, whether I like it or not. FML
Today, I missed my daughter’s engagement because her cousin has a crush on her and was planning to ruin it. So while my daughter was agreeing to get married, my sister and I were in the car park with the jealous little shit in a headlock, whilst screaming that he loved her and that it’s not fair. He’s 27. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, my husband is threatening divorce because I loudly objected at his daughter's wedding and made a scene. His daughter is 19 and got married to a 40-year-old man. FML
Today, my wife has been trying to talk our daughter out of getting married, because it would be throwing her life away when she’s so young, and it would make her miserable in the long run. It’s getting a little hard not to take it personally since we’ve been married for over 30 years. FML
Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that mine and her father's wedding is just a big joke, and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Usually a daughter gets one free wedding paid for by Mom and Dad. After that, she and the dude need to foot the bill.
JasonThorn 23
Sounds like you need to sit down with her and tell he she's used up her Daddy ATM and she needs to pay for it herself.
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JasonThorn 23
Sounds like you need to sit down with her and tell he she's used up her Daddy ATM and she needs to pay for it herself.
RichardPencil 32
Usually a daughter gets one free wedding paid for by Mom and Dad. After that, she and the dude need to foot the bill.
tounces7 28
Unless you live in America in which most people are poor or middle-class at best then you pay for your own wedding.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
well you would be a dumbass if you were to pay for this one
TexasKitten79 6
Tell her no. Parents should help with the first wedding if they can, and if the person is fairly young (just my opinion). Second marriage...meh..maybe..but anything after that, nope. 32 is old enough to pay for her own crap. And if they can't afford an elaborate wedding, then they should do something cheaper.
AmbrosiaFan 19
I will pay for a JOP to marry you, but I will not pay for your wedding. Why do you think she is the problem?
bloopaloop 27
I bet she played a lot of Pokémon as a kid
thatkorean 5
Then tell her no. She’s 32 and going on her FIFTH marriage. It’s not your obligation to pay for ANYTHING at this point. No parent is obligated to pay for any marriage of their kids if we’re being honest. Kids today feel it’s an entitlement when it’s not.
thatkorean 5
Then tell her no. She’s 32 and going on her FIFTH marriage. It’s not your obligation to pay for ANYTHING at this point. No parent is obligated to pay for any marriage of their kids if we’re being honest. Kids today feel it’s an entitlement when it’s not.
dragonladiesfire 19
If you don't want to pay, don't. did you pay for the other 4 weddings?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did you pay for the other four? The first two I could maybe understand, but any more than that I'd expect her to pay for herself. And wow, 32 with five marriages? How long did each one last? Six months to a year, tops? And what kind of guys is she finding that would actually want to marry her given her track record? Something is fishy here, and I'm guessing it's your daughter... just as you assert. Stand your ground and don't give into her. Little Princess needs to grow up and learn that not everything is handed to you on a silver platter, especially five weddings.