Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, my neighbor said hello to me and we chatted a bit. I had my hand in my pocket, fidgeting with my phone as she yammered on. Suddenly, after pressing random buttons, the shutter on my camera went off. A loud KKCCCHHCHHH came from my pocket. She paused and walked away. FML
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Bleep_fml 0
Flashing the camera at Disney World. Right. Way to go.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Classy.
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BILMAN 0
your nickname is TheFlash and you flashed the booth? possible fake, you could just be a douchebag teen turdmuncher, but if youre a woman then shes probably jealous of your BEWBSSSSS!!!!!
laurraaa_fml 0
hahah you enter your nickname when you submit an FML so TheFlash would be an appropriate one for the story.
Colby_Colbert 0
Its "My buddy & I" ... not "me & my buddy." Who wrote this, larry the cable guy?
ohhhhshizzz 0
Its "My buddy & I" ... not "me & my buddy." Who wrote this, larry the cable guy? *It's *Larry the Cable Guy. Come on, hun.
AshtrayHeart_fml 0
nobody cares about grammar here, it's the internet.
fueledbyamy 0
all photo booths are like that? none of the ones ive been in ever have that. though the disney world ones might. never been :(
Schumy0724 4
My buddy and I
Mykeh 0
More evidence that Walt Disney was an evil man. I love exhibitionism. I would have barged in and given you a high 5.
sun_babe 0
WHAT. Btw its my buddy and I.
YLIF 0
By the way, it's *it's, not its.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
It's "it's", not "*it's" :P
LuckyCharms_fml 0
I did something like this in the mall once... didn't flash it but me and my friend kissed, just fooling around, and this middle aged woman barged in and yelled at us for being devils spawn and said lesbians would burn in hell. Live feed is an easy thing to miss, and that lady sounds uptight. Don't sweat it too much.
fxdxhk90 0
I can't believe there are actually people stupid enough to do that.
meeeep 0
what she meant was "there's a video feed outside, so tell your friend to take off her top too so you guys could canoodle." she was probably lesbian
deamer 0
Wow you're queer as hell. Who does that with their "buddy"?