Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, my neighbor said hello to me and we chatted a bit. I had my hand in my pocket, fidgeting with my phone as she yammered on. Suddenly, after pressing random buttons, the shutter on my camera went off. A loud KKCCCHHCHHH came from my pocket. She paused and walked away. FML
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Bleep_fml 0
Flashing the camera at Disney World. Right. Way to go.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Classy.
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Comments (205)
doof_fisch 2
Were they "Minnies" or "Goofies"?
blobxmaster13 0
"holyfuck"<<bypassers wuda been thinkin that.
obff527 7
that's so great. go crazier next time!
shortypie 3
:/ life goes on.
shortypie 3
oops. nvm ignore this one.
daftbot01 0
I would like to thank you for your fml moment. As a resident of Orlando I have grown to detest the average Disney tourist. For some reason, people think that since they are on their dream vacation (god that's sad) that they somehow deserve every person they meet to treat them and their kids like royalty. They cut you off on the interstate, bitch you out for swearing anywhere near them, and give you the worst looks for lighting up a cig outside. So thank you for sticking it to the minivan brigade!
circayouandme 0
HA HA HA HA
Chocolate_Chunk 2
if they bitch at you for swearing, just drop a rain of f-bombs until they run away
cheerthefkupism 0
Well, you should've known that they have a feed.... Most photobooths do, so YDI. However, I want to high five you for the flashing at disney. My friends and I rode splash mt so many times we figured out when going down the hill the picture took. Next time, we flashed. Got off the ride and were looking at the photos and couldn't find ours. One was blurred out. We asked about it and the lady goes. "That's a no-sell". Haha.
kacie13 1
hahahah that really sucks, & I really don't understand why photobooths even HAVE a video feed on the outside. it doesn't make much sense xD
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
hmmm i wonder how many kids walked by the video feed.......that must have been embarrassing