Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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tj4234 36
well... that kinda is pussy behaviour lol.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Well that's rude. But why we're you crying?
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Comments (173)
tj4234 36
well... that kinda is pussy behaviour lol.
xcarxcrashx 9
Tinkerbell is so moving though.
SwaggerHaver 3
Couldn't have said it better myself
GoW_Chick 15
I do believe in faeries, I do, I do!
SecretMe00 5
Why did tinker bell make you both cry?k
candirose711 0
It was the fairy dust that made them cry.
freakinglaugher 10
Was said person Caption Hook?
YtotsDI 0
Or Smee? Hmmmmmm we may never know...
bassdredd 2
OP is a girl why does everyone automatically assume these are 2 guys..?
evilplatypus 39
I hate Tinkerbell. Anyone ever see the Disney movie or read the original Peter and Mary? She was a sexist, bitchy little thing. Nowadays she's just slutty.
gojira666 7
Lol @ caption hook.
RrLSf19 0
You shouldn't cry. But he had no Disney spirit!
misick718 1
Well do believe in learning how to SPELL!
twizlersrock 0
Love for tinker bell
mischiefkel 17
37- your profile pic goes PERFECTLY with your comment...that's amazing
number0 8
If you're a pussy, then he's a dick.
ferrettamer 6
Then 120, they would be the perfect match!
fangbanger_kitty 10
Owned
tj4234 36
Jesus, 339 likes on that comment, I've never had as many as that lol. Thanks guys :L.
brosbeforehos85 3
They are kind of "******* *******" It's ****** tinker bell for Christs sake
Raum 19
52, how was she sexist? I have read the original book, and nothing about her character seemed "sexist" to me. And how is she "slutty"? Because she wears a short skirt? Sounds like maybe you're the sexist one here.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Well that's rude. But why we're you crying?
chillyCholo 5
I didn't know tinker bell was gay..
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Sorry, iPhone autocorrect -.-. It does the same thing when I try to write hell, it changes to he'll.
GoW_Chick 15
Autocorrect tis an evil mistress, always rude by interrupting, and changing words while you're trying to type. It can either be helpful, or make your comment unintelligible. DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!
ManlyDunsparce 3
Hoebag it isn't rude. They're *******. HAAAYO
THE_A_TEEN 28
ManlyDunsparce, Yes it is rude you assmunch. A guy went out of his way just to call OP, who is a woman, a pussy just because she cried. It's rude and ass-wipe behavior.
ladyLALAA 29
Wtf, have you people never had feelings??
greatness101 0
For tinkerbell? No.
cheefer 0
Chances are they infect people with anger everywhere they go. Were your children crying or did you go alone? Grown people take grown up vacations. Grow up bro.
ladyLALAA 29
Op is a girl douchebag
ilovedinosawers 17
Tell em
bwhahaha_fml 10
Op is probably one of those emotional people who will cry when they get to happy. And for the Disney light shows I don't blame her. Those things are epic, awesome, beautiful, amazing etc
Chad_the_Brony 0
No, 44. I think you mean Auto-correct is like a woman. Always correcting you and telling you that whatever you say is wrong.
AssassinsCRB 0
lol so turn it off
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
147- I would but at times it is quite useful.
catsclaw97 0
Hey hey hey I would not be like that on here bro
mongoose313 2
Because it is really hard to turn auto correct off and possibly learn how to spell the correct words..? But she is a mistress for the laziness of american minds.
gman90210 18
Don't matter
bamagrl410 31
It's not about not knowing how to spell. It's more like typing really fast & nor catching the typo in time. Spell check corrects spelling, auto-correct corrects typos. The iPhone has both for a reason - they do different things.
thebombdotcom44 6
Why do people worry about people's spelling so much?? Are you like the spelling nazi or something??
redmane 21
I know this is months later, but 155- it's a stereotype that Americans are lazy. I'm sure people from any other country can be just as lazy. There are some brilliant minds here in the US and worldwide. I'm sick of people automatically thinking Americans are dumb.
Bobissmall 13
It was easier for him to laugh at your tears than to release his own... it is okay OP. We understand.
toxicpinkcandy 10
ROCK LEE FTW!!
HetaliaFreak 10
Should've said, "No, but we will be later."
HetaliaFreak 10
Didn't see that OP was a girl! Still, though, could happen......
tylerbro 3
OPs a girl lol. So uhhh sexy
candirose711 0
Hahaha ew
nabila21 0
I love you because if Hetalia and England my fave character!!!
DuckOnQuack93 5
Who would go to Disneyland just to try to make other people feel bad for liking Disney things?! Insecure people these days...
Jakesterk96 8
I believe the correct term is asshole.
hansbaby 0
why did you start cying?
twistedlovex 0
The light shows are beautiful I went for my birthday last year (I'm a total sucker for anything Disney) and I thought I was going to cry :)
CoGhostRider 31
Because sometimes at Disney land tinker bell is played by a guy. (Google it )
MrShizzBear 0
Don't worry about it. He was an idiot.
ericahippiechick 0
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wafersticks 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
tinkerbell makes me cry sometimes too :(
GoW_Chick 15
I would've started crying too, pixies are pretty scary *shudders*...
perdix 31
You scaredy cat! Of course, garden gnomes are a different story. When I see one, I pee myself a little. Let's keep that between you and me. ;)
THE_A_TEEN 28
(writing it down) Perdix...afraid of...garden gnomes. Wait until Doc hears about this!
perdix 31
I'm not worried, I know the story of Brer Rabbit ;)
projectpat007 1
hey :) you look hot