Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, my neighbor said hello to me and we chatted a bit. I had my hand in my pocket, fidgeting with my phone as she yammered on. Suddenly, after pressing random buttons, the shutter on my camera went off. A loud KKCCCHHCHHH came from my pocket. She paused and walked away. FML
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Bleep_fml 0
Flashing the camera at Disney World. Right. Way to go.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Classy.
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vermillionlove 0
bwahaha :p i've done worse things in a photobooth.. :x luckily we hadn't paid yet so the video feed wasn't on.
ASUdec 0
Upload the picture as your profile picture
iSmellNice 2
Good idea!
arienh4 0
Win.
nike1 0
lmao that totally made my day! heheh
muffinsareyummy 1
that sucks. fyl.
PCT_fml 0
HAHAHAHA! How could you not know? But if it was a woman instead of a guy wtaching, he would've of said nothing and let you keep going. haha
shinigamiboi 0
u showed your ass right lol. assssss
shortypie 3
im a chick and i think that is an EPIC WIN
Darkon 0
Should of told her to stop being such a Puritanical prude and flashed her! Culture in America is soo backwards its ridiculous. Show all the Violence, guts, maiming, etc... you want at just about any venue, show a pair of breasts something that every woman on the planet has and you'll get complete outrage.
redbluegreen 41
Who are you comparing America to? Europe? That's just how it works here. It's a cultural difference. We're allowed to have them. Plus, the screaming woman might've had her kids there. I've seen ****, but I don't NEED to see them. That's why there's laws about how you have to cover up in public.
Darkon 0
Who cares if she had kids there you are making my point.
dankadank 0
dude wtf... its not like that at all. have you even been to america? Its not even that violent the media only covers negative things and Disney world has a bunch of children around so the lady was trying to be appropriate she didnt want kids to be exposed to sex. Also im not saying flasing is bad, theres just a time and a place to do it. and **** you you have probably never been to america so dont criticize untill you visit asshole
Darkon 0
I do live and always have lived in America and have always thought what I think now. Breasts may receive sexual attention but they are not a sexual organ. Also way to be ignorant I can have a negative opinion on this shitty country with still living here as I do not subscribe to the daily brainwashing that we live in the greatest country in the world.
HeWhoEatsAll423 0
Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you implying that boobs automatically equals sex?
420bliss 0
I second that...
Lonely_Lez 0
Ok, where I live (Ontario, Canada) a law has been passed making it legal for women to be topless in public areas. Does anyone know why this law was passed? Because men are allowed to walk around in public areas topless. It's a simple matter of equality. I'm sure at a resort like Disney World there would have been thousands of men without shirts walking around without anyone giving it a second thought. While I know that this law is not in affect in the USA, I believe that it is something that can really make people think.
whatevs80 0
Actually DisneyWorld has a dress code, men must wear shirts at all times.
Lonely_Lez 0
That is a cool fact. Thank you for informing me.
dankadank 0
no
dankadank 0
no im not saying boobs= sex but whatever im not trying to get in a fight darkon if you have a problem move or start your own country i dont give a **** what you do but just shut the hell up
dankadank 0
also i never said americas the greatest country... there are obviously other countries who are less of a mess than we are
Darkon 0
You're probably just mad because your depressed with image issues or some shit, so why don't you cease your ignorant drabble and go express your puritan views elsewhere.
dankadank 0
look whos ******* talking...and trust me i dont have a problem guys seem to think i look good so i dont need to run off to europe to get some...unlike you but whatever i have better things to do then argue with you on some website so im out so have a great night... by yourself ;)
UncleverName_FYL 0
Lonely_lez are you seriously on drugs?? wtf are you talking about. Ok, where I live (Ontario, Canada) there is no such ridiculous law, making it legal for women to be topless in public areas. As happy as it would make me if there were such a law, but there isn’t ... do you know why? Because in Western culture the develop breast of a female is consider private, and is not acceptable to be shown in public areas. ....you really must be a lonely lesbian
Lonely_Lez 0
UncleverName_FYL, while I always enjoy being insulted and harassed about my sexuality, my facts are accurate. Try doing some research before you go running your mouth next time. http://www.faqs.org/abstracts/News-opinion-and-commentary/Topless-in-Ontario-women-exercise-the-right-to-expose-their-breasts.html
UncleverName_FYL 0
Lonely_lez, I still have yet to harass/insult you for your sexuality; but i am glad to hear that you would enjoy it, I’ll have to keep that in mind. I did a little research and it seems you are not on drug as I first assumed, my bad. I can’t see why any women would ever exercise such a right, or why they even fought for it to begin with. Don’t get me wrong I’m all for equality but this is ridiculous, a lot of feminist need to turn it down a knoch. Believe it or not males and females are not the same, not all rules can be applied to both genders equally. Btw this law is also in affect within other provinces and states, not just ontario.
Jazzywrites007 2
learn to spell notch. bitch.
Lonely_Lez 0
I completely agree that there are differences. I for one would never exercise this right, nor would any of my friends I've asked. And yes, feminism on most fronts is slightly insane. However, I stand behind the law and anyone who chooses to exercise it.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
So many people who don't understand what flashing is... Also, just throwing this out there, I've never seen a photo booth with a video feed?