Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML
Today, while in a bathroom stall at work, I pulled out my phone to play Candy Crush. Somehow, I hit the volume button, and my phone blasted a YouTube ad for men’s body spray. The whole room went silent. Then I heard someone say, “You need it, son.” FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, my neighbor said hello to me and we chatted a bit. I had my hand in my pocket, fidgeting with my phone as she yammered on. Suddenly, after pressing random buttons, the shutter on my camera went off. A loud KKCCCHHCHHH came from my pocket. She paused and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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kwchambers92 10
imagine explaining that one. awkward
salvorican 24
You should have winked at them ;)
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kwchambers92 10
imagine explaining that one. awkward
Idonebeenhad 17
giggity
Uraharas_Bankai 1
You can say you had a surprise... no that's even worse
supimnyancat 9
Did someone pose for you?
43trauts 14
What are you gonna do with the photo?
flockz 20
mail it to his mom with a redeemed starbucks gift card. that should make her day.
iluvboobies 9
12 more like gayggity
daisyloo 7
Oooh, have fun explaining that one:/ sorry OP!
OWNZ 0
Was the picture of a guy and his grandpa with matching birthmarks on their penises?
urdirtyolduncle 15
was it an iPhone? they make the noise a pervert would make when taking pictures.
SCREAM4meeee 0
LOL 50 definitely wins!
baseball6917 8
o is a west Virginian
baseball6917 8
well shit my ipod messed up. what I was sayin was op is a west virginian so it explains a lot.
FMMFL1992 3
Lol I love when people make references to other fml's
Tektite 14
LOL! Oh shit.. "I swear I'm not gay guyz.. but I'm gonna keep the picture anyway...." *jerks the gherkin*
dolphincheddar 10
81. so your gay?
Shafreeka 8
bullshit
Shafreeka 8
Oops. Wrong comment.
Jennyboo5797 4
It's ok!! I'm sure people in the pool locker room "accidentally" take pics of you being half naked all the time... >.>
lizamaphone 6
op should have acted like they got a text, some people have randomass sounds for text alerts
FurryPride 9
Something like that happened to me except it wasn't my phone. The guy next to me had his phone out and the shutter sound went off and he blamed it on me.
becky25053 0
yeah because only people in WV own cell phones or go go gyms.. seriously dumb ass
Jellybean2705 0
How does it happen to switch to camera mode and then take a picture? Most phones I see don't take pictures instantly.
pepper477 6
he could have accidentally pushed the button twice. that happens, ya know
BruisedGiraffe 15
if you push the two buttons on the iPhone at the same time it'll take a pic of what's on your screen so it might not have been a bad phone
Skinner88 0
I always take pictures on accident...
ImInABox 6
I constantly take pictures on accident. I look in my pics and see one of the floor or of my pocket. My camera no longer works though. D:
thehoneybadger 10
A lot of phones have a little button on the side that you can press if you want to take a photo without going through the screen menu.
skyttlz 32
my phone pushes buttons by itself. I've picked it up and it's been on camera mode.
dolphincheddar 10
accident? I think not.
edogy 0
33 and 34, it's by accident not on accident... I'm 11 and I know this.
Babalu722 3
fyl for being an 11 y.o grammar nazi. finish school.
broomhildo 19
105 Nobody cares. I hate when kids are like HUR HUR I'M 11 AND EVEN I KNOW THIS. Shut up and go read a book.
gmc_blossom 21
105- If you're so smart, you would know that when quoting something, you need quotation marks. Here's what your "correction" of the other people should have read: "33 and 34- it's "by accident" not "on accident". I'm 11 and I know this." Go back to school, you have some learning to do before you can be a Grammar Nazi.
gmc_blossom 21
I meant "become" and not "be". 0-0 Oops.
kaylarosevear_ 2
2- My blackberry has two side buttons one of which is the camera button. Random pictures get taken very easily.
cajs_fml 0
most smart phones will take a picture just by clicking the screen when in camera mode.
goaliemkl123 8
117- actually. when using quotations inside of another quotation you don't use two marks so it should be like this "It's 'by accident' not 'on accident' I'm 11 and I know that.
goaliemkl123 8
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irockfendergirl 0
105- Take a look at your profile and count how many mistakes YOU have made. Take a look at yourself before you bitch about what others are doing. Grow up. Punk.
Foamy980 0
105, You probably had your mom spell it for you.
gmc_blossom 21
0-0 Well, I was close I guess. Haha. Thank-you for not being rude about my error. I've actually always wondered when to use one or two quotation marks. I learn something new everyday. :)
Allyb321 0
lmao takin nudes!?
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Hah, "Accidentally". Quit lying you horny bastard.
Allyb321 0
dude it was a joke im not a horny bastard I'm effin 12.
iEnvade 2
I'm pretty sure 51 was referring to the OP, and what is a twelve year old doing on FML? gtfo kid.
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
62- I was talking about OP. I guess you also can't tell what sarcasm is either.
leprechaun23 15
sort of hard to tell sarcasm is on the Internet since you can't hear the tone and ally's profile doesn't give her age
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
I would say most people could tell my first comment is sarcasm. And the girl said she was twelve herself.
Symmetry88 0
62....you may be 12 but I'm assuming you're not stupid. now make me a sammich.
Allyb321 0
no :P
nerdfighteria 7
85- She said she was twelve . . .
0utlawed 0
next time play along with it and see the reactions you get
Jayman193 0
hahaha that must have been a great moment ha
kwchambers92 10
#4 your picture disgusts me, get a job you penniless hippie
squirrelmaster2 2
agreed 76. hippie boy needs to just crawl under a rock or become a real man. semper fi
kwchambers92 10
hoorah
cookiemonsterluv_fml 0
Penniless?? As in the coin??
Shafreeka 8
I LOVE US Marines!
Shafreeka 8
**I LOVE U.S. Marines!** thought I would specify.
getviolated 5
I would've snapped a picture then blasted "I'm sprung" by t-pain and "trapped on a closet" parts 1,2 and 3 (but not four, never four) on my phone
dbt88 15
I really hope there isn't a next time... just sayin'.
dbt88 15
I really hope there isn't a next time... just sayin'.
Symmetry88 0
76- you're my hero for saying that comment.
NeonBitch 0
#76 & 82, ur jst jeaslous u dont have his body so screw off!
kwchambers92 10
eh he may have a "nice body" but he looks like he's got a ****** as well, you facebook and myspace ****** are going to be the downfall of this society so get off me day-walking fire breathing redhead
0utlawed 0
I got shit to do other than staring at a mirror and consistently trying to have perfect abs like faggots like you
kwchambers92 10
must have had something hateful and ultimately unimportant to say?
squirrelmaster2 2
actually I have a better body. but i don't go around lifting my shirt to try and impress. I have a little more self respect than someone who thinks since they have a high metabolism they look shit hot.
kwchambers92 10
outlawed, you need to do some pushups, drink some makers, and run a few laps, it'll put hair on your chest, and that's something you can write home about, squirrelmaster, mad respect to you for fighting for the country
woahwoahwow 9
that's when you blame the person next to you's phone.
hannahtaskey 9
unless he's the only one holding a phone..
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
shove you phone into the person next to yous hands,slap him and then scream at him for taking pictures of your private parts
saIty 17
Facebook time!
kwchambers92 10
discovery channel depending on what the people looked like
koe4 0
or animal planet
salvorican 24
You should have winked at them ;)
daxter136 0
like that cat
KayleighRenee 0
good idea ;) I'll remember to add that next time I go into the locker room for a photo shoot. spicy!
JennaMason 6
hahahahahahahaha that's hilarious. sorry OP. but I can't help but laugh. good luck explaining that one!
arielleemariee 0
hahaha, is your name seriously Jenna Mason, or are you just a fake?
FMMFL1992 3
Is your name really Ariellee Mariee
kwchambers92 10
owned
Imgonnahaveabf 9
What's so fake about the name Jenna Mason?
Imgonnahaveabf 9
What's so fake about the name Jenna Mason?
ChucktheNorris 0
I dunno but I love ur pic
A7X_LoVeee 10
Accidentally? Mmhmm, keep telling yourself that.
howslife123 0
i hate semi naked people in change rooms!! I always use a change room..
BruisedGiraffe 15
would have been awkward being in the ladies room seeing as how he's a guy
BruisedGiraffe 15
I thought I replied to 15 but I guess not...