Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, my neighbor said hello to me and we chatted a bit. I had my hand in my pocket, fidgeting with my phone as she yammered on. Suddenly, after pressing random buttons, the shutter on my camera went off. A loud KKCCCHHCHHH came from my pocket. She paused and walked away. FML
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Top comments
Bleep_fml 0
Flashing the camera at Disney World. Right. Way to go.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Classy.
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Comments (205)
WhiteDelight 4
did u still have your shirt lifted up when they lady came and yelled at you?
1234five 0
Ydi for being a ****
SookMauNoots 0
comment #2 lmfao
alfonzo 0
Most people don't notice the video feeds on photo booths because they display a slideshow of "example" pictures until someone pays the machine and starts to take a picture. Then the video feed turns on.
Darkon 0
I think you could use some of your own advice and grow up, just because you live as a prude doesn't mean everyone else should.
Jazzywrites007 2
I so agree with darkon. I'm so OVER this whole Prudish **** thing that American Women ans some Men Are always doing. And yes the MOMENT I graduate USC I'm moving to Germany. Because I LOVE European Culture and their openness. Over there they just legalize the Red Light District practices. Over here we **** hookers in restrooms and Lie about it for the cameras. Then We start Anti-Hooker foundations. Hypocrites dude I SWEAR.... So initiate the Anti-American Jabs at me. IDGAF.
notsocrafty 0
did you show the va-jay-jay?
Syn_fml 0
So...any copies of those pictures?
sixtyfeathers 0
Disney could always use more nudity seeing as they had to take that dick off the little mermaid cover
kellster 2
Way to ***** it up at a children's place. Classy.