Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, my neighbor said hello to me and we chatted a bit. I had my hand in my pocket, fidgeting with my phone as she yammered on. Suddenly, after pressing random buttons, the shutter on my camera went off. A loud KKCCCHHCHHH came from my pocket. She paused and walked away. FML
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Bleep_fml 0
Flashing the camera at Disney World. Right. Way to go.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Classy.
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augustdanielle 0
Lmao. That's epic fail.
WellThatSuckz 14
YDI
CruelSirDrum 0
so you brought your own camera inside a photo booth to take photos of yourselves instead of paying the machine and the lady threw a fit? am i getting this right.either way,i dont see the harm.
redbluegreen 41
She lifted up her top to expose her boobs, and the people outside the booth could see through the little TV outside. It's not the same thing as having a camera on flash, which involves a little flashing light. She did not bring in her own camera.
Nightfallz 0
what kind of nosy bitch barges in on a couple in a photo booth. I hope she dies
mattmag 0
I agree. Why the hell was she watching their "outside video feed" in the first place?
ddrluna 2
ITT: Sheltered individuals.
Turnip_Girl 0
Video feed? That's creepy. D:
englishmuffin 0
1. Wouldn't you notice something like this (the live feed) before you even step into the booth? Well, I guess clearly not because you wrote this FML. 2. You flashed the camera in between shots or did you actually /want/ to walk out with pictures of your breasts? One for the scrapbooks? 3. It's Disneyland, for goodness sakes. How classy... In short, YDI.
englishmuffin 0
By Disneyland I meant Disney World. Actually, I've never been to Disney World... is it just a bigger and better version?
Samazoid 0
Yeah. Bigger and better and a lot more hot and humid than Disney Land.
jonnyl 0
"Hey, my exceedingly young and impressionable children who I have taken on a relaxing family vacation to Disney World, look over there, it's Mickey Mouse! And look over therOMIGOD IT'S THE DEVIL'S TIT. No, Jane, it's not okay to be a prostitute when you grow up." I look forward to the Chuck E. Cheese's nude pelvic thrusts.
elfako 0
It's just boobs. 50% of the world have them and they aren't prostitutes. Jesus christ, grow the **** up and stop being a baby.
HeWhoEatsAll423 0
Well if we count man boobs the number is greater than 50%.
xHaniffax 0
Moobs!!
Heelix 0
'Nude pelvic thusts' haw haw haw
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
What made you think that it'd be appropriate to flash, even if it was just at a camera, at Disney World? You just stole the innocence of the poor children who were watching the video feed. :O YDI. :3 hahh; but I lol'd at your name. punny xD
elfako 0
Stole the innocence? They're boobs? Are you saying every baby that's been breastfed has had it's innocence stolen?
fuzzybrownbear 0
Kids will probably google it on the internet more after seeing a pair in the outside world
Chocolate_Chunk 2
yeah, too bad there's no thing a parent could do about that. For example actually spending time with their kids instead of just putting them unsupervised in front of a computer. I think it's called parenting, but we all know parenting's impossible.
Peroxide 3
Oh no, not the happiest place on earth! Overt your eyes children! Oh dear god, somebody get Donald Duck some pants quick!
Sleepwalker418 0
Penis is not the same as boobs. Duh.
alliwannado 0
You do realize that Donald Duck has no pants, right? So, Donald Duck seeing boobs would lead to... yeah. The person who wrote that reply was being sarcastic. *eye roll*