Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, my neighbor said hello to me and we chatted a bit. I had my hand in my pocket, fidgeting with my phone as she yammered on. Suddenly, after pressing random buttons, the shutter on my camera went off. A loud KKCCCHHCHHH came from my pocket. She paused and walked away. FML
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Bleep_fml 0
Flashing the camera at Disney World. Right. Way to go.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Classy.
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Comments (205)
glostik 0
ROFL!!! Smooth! xD
BeeHappy_fml 0
Wait... I don't get it, so what if you flashed the camera? Video feed or not, why does it matter? And Why would some lady just barge in and yell at you?
UseTheFrags 0
Flashed as in.... Lifted her top or whatever...
shortypie 3
as in flashed her boobs. douchemonkey.
l30n 0
Not everyone reading FML has english as their native language. Thanks, usethefrags, for the explanation.
autumnbitch 0
… douchemonkey Be a little creative with comebacks hun
allmidnighteyes 11
"TheFlash" *******. amazing. YDI
my_fml_account 2
Why would that woman scream about it. Unless you have a terrible rack this sort of behaviour should be encouraged!
tafam 0
Win.
scorpioserpent 1
Maybe there were kids outside that could have seen it. Seeing that this is Disney World and all.
my_fml_account 2
#84: Boobies are a wonderful thing to share, regardless of age. Stop being such a prude.
audax 0
they really shouldn't call them boobies. They don't make people sad, they make people happy! I call 'em yaybies!!! My girlfriends are named Prozak and Zoloft, and the cleavage is wellbutrin.
niagara001001001 0
Boobs are not appreciated at every age. It is not respectable in an amusement park full of children. They are innocent, and do not need to see things like that. Walt Disney World reserves the right to throw the people who do these kinds of things out. It is very rude, and trashy. Honestly, YDI, why would you even think about doing something like this? Its very immature.
AshtrayHeart_fml 0
they should learn to man up and deal with it.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
stop being so prude. every child has allready sucked on bare ****. it will not get a mental breakdown by seeing one again
BeeHappy_fml 0
OH NO wait I get it! I thought you meant the flash from a camera, as in the light. Not FLASHING. Ok, nvm I'm stupid.
Flying_Pink_Lulz 0
Yes you are (:
girlygirl666 0
Maybe she wanted a closer look?
Andy_King 0
i wish i was there
fif1189 0
I bet the expression on your face was priceless when she started yelling at you. Good thing you have pictures of it.
Mnemic 6
Why the hell is there an outside video feed...
redbluegreen 41
That's just how they work. Next time you're at a mall, go check it out.
dankadank 0
omg i know right!! people need their ****** privacy...some people have sex in those things
alfonzo 0
Who has sex in those things?
beautifulskies 0
i've never seen one with an outside video feed, must be an american thing. And why would people want to watch you anyway? SO dumb.
iSmellNice 2
I think the OP gave an example of why people would want to watch
mehwhateverr 0
YDI for being immature.