Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a $100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you don't want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
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Top comments
CassT 0
This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."
Andy_King 0
thats when you go in there and take back the pizza
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Comments (183)
abbylovesdahlia 0
bitch
ravinderkaler 0
seriously, mad bitchy
NDnation44 0
i dont understand y everyone is calling the friend an asshole man up and say no "his parents are rich, let them cover it." "uh...ok that sounds good cya later man." Was this how it went?
easylazy 0
dude, give him so slack he got stiffed 75 bucks thats prob more than he makes in two weeks
willzone1 0
lol you should have called the cops on them to ruin their party
uhazsquiads 0
lol 150 ya he should have O_o
pepsie_fml 0
ur friend just showerd up magicaly?
Shaebug12 0
1765 people on FML r IDIOTS!!! how in he'll did OP deserve this?! geez
cheech_fml 0
wow, some friend, FYL.
falcon_paunch 0
And you should make that "friend" cover the bill.
seb12992 0
#84 is right. Make him pay interest too.
SunlightVeins 0
I'm only mad at the friend because he called the friend rich while he was delivering pizza. If he was so rich, why would he be doing that? His friend's an idiot and a dick.
Iellwen 12
Some rich people know the value of money and start working rather soon. Not all rich kids are spoiled and lazy morons, you know? And the fact that his parents are rich does not imply HIM being rich. Maybe he has to deliver pizza cuz he has to earn his pocket money.
blushy 14
exaclty, the "friend" should pay
harro1337 0
Damn that really sucks. You should contact your employer or something
Andy_King 0
thats when you go in there and take back the pizza
flex_able 0
seriously!!!
CassT 0
This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."
peppy29 2
I like this one. I think you might need some new friends from the looks of it. That really sucks.
censorshipoff 0
Good response.
lisafannypack 0
haha good one :)
FerrSureKatrina 0
hahahaha, thats great.
yeti09 0
LOL
Chibineko223 0
He said fellow classmate that doesn't make them friends that just means that there classmates. Am I the only one to notice? FYL
111615 0
actually he said " my friend came over and said...." so yeah, he did say there his friends
ShannonBitt 29
He said it was for a fellow classmate's party, and his friend said not to pay him. Learn to read more closely.
allmidnighteyes 11
FYL because they did that, AND because they were big enough dickshits to not invite you if your friend was there.
that_one_dude 0
He was working though as the pizza boy though :P Your frind a piece of shit. You should tell your employer about it and then those guys could get sued. So really, it's **** their life.
philosopher 0
Yeah... kick your "friend's" ass up into himself the next time you see him. Then relieve him of his wallet and take the money for the pizza plus interest. Call it a parting gift for ending such a great friendship.
glostik 0
Some "friend" you got. );
redbluegreen 41
What the hell. Kill your friend. That's ridicous. Good for you for having a job though, regardless of your parents money. I'm thinking you + your friends address + craigslist = revenge. But that's just me.
flex_able 0
LOL
damn_it_damn_it 0
Win, that right there. Brilliant Idea.
abyssion1337 0
your fault for not asserting yourself: grow a pair
Monado 0
Have you considered that he might have tried, but was ignored?