Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
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Anderling 33
One word. Karma...
elliebutton 0
LOL. How old are you? I bet the Chip and Dale highfived each other after.
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Comments (46)
cardboardtastes 0
sucks.
Cambo9000 0
ccccchip and Dale rescue rangers
metal8214 0
rape anyone??
Anderling 33
One word. Karma...
elliebutton 0
LOL. How old are you? I bet the Chip and Dale highfived each other after.
ElmoSP3 14
Or sucked each other off...
redbluegreen 41
And who cares? Anyways, you were shocked because they came up behind you. Not because there was somebody in a suit.
Shock98 0
OMG! your life is so f'cked now!! I bet you'll see all those people again too! /sarcasm. seriously, who cares?
daria8688 0
I'm so tired of people posting fmls that say this kinda bull. who gives a shit? so the **** what!!
amatayo 0
chip and Dale hmmm I have nothing to add.
itsgen 16
haha ur scared of costumes yeaa and i agree with 6
newnew008 3
i very tired of hearin all these "i scream louder than a kid" stuff i swear thers so many of these FML's
Travestie616 0
Wtf are the characters "jumping" people for anyway? Going to give the poor children nightmares, they are.. how creepy o_O I'd probably scream too if two giant chipmunks with ridiculous expressions accosted me at Disneyland. *shivers*
humorizer 14
Doesn't accost mean to engage in a fight or at least kick someone out? Or am I just mixing it up with "escort?" for the kicking out definition?
Link5794 18
Did 10 turn into Yoda in the second sentence?