Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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GuitarNukka520 5
awww he should get a breast reduction.
memo619 0
at least they won't sag when you grow old
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Comments (203)
laden_swallow09 35
FORGET YOUR FATASS (or overly-beefy) BOYFRIEND. I love small boobs. Small boobs make you no less a woman than Dolly Parton or Charo
marceil 0
I love small boobs
Twistedsoul_fml 0
suck it up bitch my aunt is litterly flat chested(AND I DO NOT CHECK MY AUNT OUT...just saying)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Methinks thou dost protest too much.
LtChicken 0
if you've got small boobs you're probably thin and have a cute butt. two very very good things in my book. I'd prefer the small boobs and a cute butt over bigger boobs and kinda chubby. you should learn to appreciate what you have! your boyfriend (hopefully) already does.
killabee 0
You'd think by 20 you would've gotten used to it. My cup size used to bother me when I was 16-18, then I adjusted and found my own personal style that flattered my body. If you feel implants are neccessary then go for it, but wait a while, try to learn to love them.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
there is a chance that when she was younger she had a larger sized chest, but it has recently become smaller.
RedPillSucks 33
Find a boyfriend with smaller boobs. Problem solved. You're welcome
zenti 2
I don't understand the desire for bigger boobs. What would you do with them if they were bigger?
Abbila 8
you would get a bad back
Plaasmaa 4
or attract men
iloveloosy12 0
a's long a's you have em
vanaathiel 13
I consider you lucky OP. I have the "strawberry shape" (skinny below, big boobs) that I come by naturally and they are annoying as hell. I would love to drop a cup size or two
CherryBomb511 3
Victoria's Secret has some great bras that can do amazing things for small chested girls, and it's not as drastic as surgery.