Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, one of my housemates licked or bit all 12 of the cupcakes I'd bought to give to a friend as a "Thank you" gift. No one will own up to it. FML
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Well, umm... Let's see, bright side, bright side, bright side... At least your cupcakes LOOK store-bought? Sorry, that's all I've got.
ubetrwatchBN 5
Agree with #5. Even if my friend had bought the cupcakes and they were horrible, I'd still try to be nice about it for her having bought them for me.
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Comments (86)
RetroXI 4
12th!!!...wait what was the fml about???
DrAwesome 6
Well, umm... Let's see, bright side, bright side, bright side... At least your cupcakes LOOK store-bought? Sorry, that's all I've got.
Fall3nAngel 23
Mabye she mistook sugar for salt... Looks don't make up for the inside.... Even cupcakes.
free2speak 14
I sure hope that's true in your case!
milou_fml 6
You've failed to fit into gender stereotypes. How sad.
zattele 3
you fail
Cass3m0 0
Hey, at least he said "stereotypes" instead of "roles". :D Always look on the bright si-de of life! Doo doo! ....No? Okay.
kittycatman2 3
Lmmfao
pronounciations 5
friend's a douche
EffinAhole 0
agreed
Pb25797051 0
how? s/he was giving an opinion
XTheGiftedGametX 0
Ooor friend was telling truthful opinion and OP can't make cupcakes....
bkenney 0
how hard is it to make a cupcake?? it's really not that hard, I mean I can do it so you should be able to also. I'm guessing you either can't read, or refuse to follow directions...
Qluz 3
brownie > cupcake :)
bkenney 0
Not at all
sarah48_fml 0
I agree with #9. brownies are way better! ;)
ThePillow 0
Heh. THC. Heh heh.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, she didn't have any problems MAKING the cupcakes. There was just this small issue of taste. I wonder if OP had tasted them and came to a similar conclusion or not. Taste is subjective. OP if your tastebuds don't agree with your friend then screw her, otherwise you might want to brush up on that recipe and find out what went wrong.
WallyTheWombat 0
Brownies are definitely better. OP, next time ups put whipped cream into a cup and put some sprinkles on it. Claim it as a cupcake.
starile 20
How about brownies in the shape of a cupcake? With icing and sprinkles. Yes, by all means I should have diabetes by now.
bkenney 0
Diabetes is a winners disease
moziecatt 0
#51 ur hot o: ...sorry xD i cant make cupcakes,but i can make cookies:D
mz_booty 0
should cook her another and put laxatives in it that will teach her :)
zattele 3
agreed
MaximilianMarche 0
WIN^
crabgass 3
not everyone has money for fancy "baking guides"
kalliomgbbq 0
Maybe a cook isn't the best career choice for you.
c0c0_fml 16
love ur pic ! lol I like what it stands for n it's funny/cute
UrNotFunny 0
#10, **** Off and Die!
brightnite 0
then stop cooking. he gave two options.
ubetrwatchBN 5
Agree with #5. Even if my friend had bought the cupcakes and they were horrible, I'd still try to be nice about it for her having bought them for me.
rasta_pasta 4
and this is why people think they are way better at things than they actually are.