Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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GuitarNukka520 5
awww he should get a breast reduction.
memo619 0
at least they won't sag when you grow old
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justbigbs 6
everyone around me always talks about racks and ass. its seems its always quantity over quality, if your quality makes up for your lacking assets it shouldn't matter to him if he really loves you!. If you are really insecure about your boob size, they're always plastic boobs (which I don't believe in, have him suck on them until they're big or something) and they're costly and has expiration date other wise it ooze out. 2nd option more estrogen injection to build up hormone for your boobs, not recommend. btw don't work out they'll get smaller
nickolette_bish 0
try being in high school skinny and with big boobs hell ill trade ya
karmabyproxy 5
Girl, that's not your fault.... it's HIS!!!
anonymous595 0
dont worry boobs arent like a small dik people actually like them small:-) ..anyway u got a boyfriend!!:-P
softball1432 0
I'm 16.. I wear a D. you can have mine(:
KmcG89x 0
I'm 22 & Also Have Small Boobs - A 32B - And I Know Exactly Where Ur Coming From. I've Always Known I'd Have Small Boobs, No One In My Family Have A Decent Set Between Them Lol. I Learnt To Love Mine Tho, From The Age Of Around 18. Nice Pert Little Boooobs. Then I Got Pregnant, Had A Miscarriage And They've Went Waaaay Down8-) I'm Definitely Considering Surgery, No Matter What People Say, You Won't Feel Comfortable In Yourself Just Cause Some People Prefer Smaller Boobs. The Point Is - U Don't :) - If You Think Surgerys Gonna Make U Feel Better About Urself, Go Ahead. Its Ur Body, Ur Feelings And Ur Life! X
daeemann 1
No he may not be obese. A guy whose in really good shape can have a bigger chest than woman who may have b-cups or even a little bigger. He may bench press a lot weight have muscle there. This is why many guys in better shape tend to go for woman w/ at least a dd-cup an higher. Most guys don't want a girl w/ smaller boobs than them.
NikkiiLove996 6
Trust me, people can feel equally as self-conscious about larger breasts. My poor niece is 13 and wears a 32DD, and she's really skinny, so it makes it worse.
jesslynx 6
gain a few pounds
Rwcrazy 0
Screw him.. Anything bigger than a mouthful is a waste.. ibtc