Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Top comments
GuitarNukka520 5
awww he should get a breast reduction.
memo619 0
at least they won't sag when you grow old
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Comments (203)
twloha44 3
my boy friend's are bigger then mine too. his are all muscle and mine are what little fat a 95 pound 18 year old can have. but life is not all about boobs, its about how you act.
MissMCElectro 0
Embrace the smallness. Take it from someone who has big boobs and hates it. I used to want big boobs so I did a bunch of exercises, now I'm 13 and I've turned from AAs to Cs, and believe me, it just came right back to bite me in the ass.
redhedsaysrawr 18
im pretty sure the exercises dont turn AA to Cs... thats just your boobs actually coming in... Im 15, and my doctor has told me im done growing... Im short, really skinny, and also have A cups... I would give anything to be your size... so be glad for what you have...
michidcruz 0
im in the same boat. its so depressing seeing high schoolers even middle schoolers having a more developed body. c'est la vie :
booboo1997 3
It's the same for me. The worst part? Both my mom and my sister areDD.
sportcrazychick4 7
I feel your pain. Tiny Tiny *******. A's all the way!! :) I love my boobs!! Be self confident learn to love your boobies.
writergirl23 19
Lol she could get pregnant, it permanently increases breast size :P
klx125cross 9
Boob job?
6demon6spawn6 12
im also 20 with a c cup. will I never get to half what my mother is?
demetrius1551 15
is the fml because yours are small or his are to big?
mthurston 14
I personally like small boobs on women