Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Top comments
GuitarNukka520 5
awww he should get a breast reduction.
memo619 0
at least they won't sag when you grow old
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Comments (203)
MoNiCa132 0
u shouldn't be depressed ur boyfriend should.
revengenin 0
Your Fml was retarded. It made no sense. Get a push up bra if you're so depressed about it.
tracymonster 1
Prick
Abbila 8
i know this wont make you feel better but i have pretty big boobs. my moms(and 15-year-old sister) wear a dd bra
5t3ff1k4h 47
...And if you know it won't make OP feel better and you're simply saying it to be a dick, **** off and don't say it. I'm sure if someone knew your insecurities and said something just to hit a nerve, you'd become annoyed as well.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
got to love how you mention your mom and sister's size being DD, but failed to mention what YOUR size actually is. just because your mom and sister are big chested, doesn't mean you automatically will be too.
pianogrl 0
notice how half the comments say they like small boobs.... but don't try to hurt OP's feelings
smileycyrus 0
I am a very modest b or an a cup and my (now ex) boyfriend was in great shape and his pecs were so big they were bigger then my boobs so the boyfriend may not be fat. and I have had many people tell me I converted them to small boobs. work the situation you got.
notsoluckypup 12
I wudnt be all tht depressed personally...bigger boobs r not all thr cracked up to be :-/
Lisa89 3
if you are feeling depressed over your boob size i really suggest you get counciling or something..
bspauld 0
yeah bc this one person represents the entire US....
sk3l370n 0
honey, dont share this kind of information about us again or im posting pictures!
Mauskau 36
This is the same as my brother's relationship, bwaha.
jcfrisco 13
pics or it didnt happen