Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML
Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
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Top comments
warmfuzzy 0
i feel sorry for you, a violent-when-non-medicated mother. how lovely.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I have a friend who has a bipolar Mom. She gets out of hand sometimes (and if I remember right, she's done some violent things). I don't remember something like that happening, but I know how dangerous it can be to live with someone who has bipolar disorder (not from personal experience, just from what my friend has told me). It can be difficult... Hopefully you're okay. Maybe she'll rationalize soon.
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Comments (76)
allie2590 31
This was an episode of Titus... I'm thinking fake.
blue_eyed 0
oh wow
donovanrammstein 3
Maybe YOU were off YOUR meds and just thought your mom attacked you because you have paranoid delusions. I wanna hear Mommy McStabby's side of this...
blink831forever 13
LOL! I'm sorry but that is kinda funny! That sucks! I hope she didn't stab you.
TheMusicNote18 0
I call fake on this one. If your mother pulls a knife on you, your first thought will NOT be "Ooh, this will be a good FML."
fmlette_fml 0
#44, everything you said is true. I agree. I'm glad someone posted that. :]
DaddyGreenPants 0
This is great. Now you know for sure that no one will mess with your mom, and you don't need to worry. (seriousley though, i feel bad for you, unless you don't feel bad, then i actually ROFL'd).
heatrider986 1
how did you survive
GiaHeart 0
I know how that is; my mother doesn't take her medication and I have dealt with situations like that my whole life. Take 44's advice, you can't always be the babysitter, I learned that the hard way.
Retillias 0
To 24#s arguments, ****** = meatball.
J_R97 3
oh dear