Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
DaddyGreenPants
Mr København, Denmark 35 years-old
GasAttack
Canada
JuicyJohn
United States
Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML