Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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afdude87 6
3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?
19eightyeight 4
I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.
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Comments (149)
cldean24 4
Not all women enjoy a string in their butt crack. I have no idea who thought of lodging cloth into a lady's butt crack, I am pretty sure it was a man, though. Personally, if my butt doesn't look good enough in comfortable underwear, you don't really deserve to be looking at it.
rawrrawrrachael 0
prolly because you used the word smitten.
mariazzz 5
lol at 16!! and I agree ^ I can't stand g strings or as I like to call it dental floss... It's like having a wedgie all day long...
ProhibitionRose 14
depending on how long you two were together, it probably was too soon for him? or maybe he's immature and that's how he expresses his feelings. second grader style.
whatsupjess 0
lmaoo, whatt a childish thing to do. he's a keeper.
sterlingarcher 1
haha 53 not all girls like thongs..
gigglezdaclown18 0
what's wrong with you to show a guy how smitten you are you simply punch him repeatitively
RedPillSucks 33
in the nads
April87 4
I totally see myself in this situation.
marcus1232 0
today I was in the hospital with my kid and the doctor came in to check on stuff and I saw that the floor was wet it's from the doctor who did stuff wrong.fml
visage 0
YDI for thinking we really care. All he was thinking about was how to get into your pants again.... then you ruined it with nonsense like that.